Jizz

when someone texts you saying they see you.

funny

Flashing In The Mirror (xpost from gonewild)

ladybonersgw, gonewild

Had you been my secret santa giftee this year, r/tickling, I'd've wrapped your present thusly....

tickling

Frontpage here I cum! [NSFW]

pics

In the bath for my [f]irst post.

gonewild

Last one for now [penis]

penis

Precu(m) from all the hotties GW.

gonewild

One gift was from the girlfriend, the other was from a gay friend. Can you guess who gave me what? [slightly NSFW]

Coffee

I was gone [f]or a minute, but I'm back!

gonewild

first post in [m]y new account. what do you think?

gonewild, ladybonersgw

[NSFW] No fatty neckbeard rejects allowed

gaming

Will you dance with me?

pics

Getting ready to assume the position. [F]

gonewild

I wouldn't last very long with this happening.

NSFW_GIF

How to Piss Reddit Off...

funny