
Chopped my thumb off. 7 medics show up & nobody knows what to do. AS they flip it open like a pez dispenser I look her dead in the eyes & say "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HUNNY, I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH ATTACHMENT TO THE TIP OF THAT THUMB ANY MORE ANYWAYS." shot
funny

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