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You guys. Look how amazon censored this thing. HAHAHAHAHA!!! B

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The end. Started this on /r/drunk many beers ago.

The end. Started this on /r/drunk many beers ago.

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I was telling my bro how my mom keeps asking if I’m a les. He just said, “maybe

I was telling my bro how my mom keeps asking if I’m a les. He just said, “maybe it’s the shirt”. Now I can never wear this shirt in public again. (Posted to the wrong sub earlier)

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Pretty good Friday night ahead ?

Pretty good Friday night ahead ?

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Roll call. Where you is, whatchu drankin?!

Roll call. Where you is, whatchu drankin?!

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I may not have Thanksgiving, but tonight turned out pretty well...

I may not have Thanksgiving, but tonight turned out pretty well...

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I didn't know Canada made shitty whiskey, but this shit tastes the way varnish smells...

I didn't know Canada made shitty whiskey, but this shit tastes the way varnish smells...

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Koala friend whomst I found last week.

Koala friend whomst I found last week.

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Hey you guys. I made sammiches.

Hey you guys. I made sammiches.

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Merry Christmas, gayturks! Love y'all, don't forget to drink.

Merry Christmas, gayturks! Love y'all, don't forget to drink.

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I just passed Physics II a random guy payed me a wiskey and fuck that upvotes bullshit!

I just passed Physics II a random guy payed me a wiskey and fuck that upvotes bullshit!

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Our team sucked ass for ages but got into a bowl this year. Go Boilers!

Our team sucked ass for ages but got into a bowl this year. Go Boilers!

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Hangover soup. Recipe in comments.

Hangover soup. Recipe in comments.

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Great news everyone. My dumbass brother left the room and I am alone with his booze.

Great news everyone. My dumbass brother left the room and I am alone with his booze. No one tell him I am drinking all of it,ok???

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Neighbors are getting a little too close for comfort.

Neighbors are getting a little too close for comfort.

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Urgent message to all users. It's Friday!

Urgent message to all users. It's Friday!

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Birthday card

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Tonight we use some smoked maple knob creek to make Steve Raichlen’s bourbon brown

Tonight we use some smoked maple knob creek to make Steve Raichlen’s bourbon brown sugar smoked pork loin. (Link to his video in the comments).

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Ski jumping tower named by Matti Nykänen who is often considered to be the greatest

Ski jumping tower named by Matti Nykänen who is often considered to be the greatest male ski jumper of all times

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Almost found a new favorite drinking glass except it was the size of a juice glass...that

Almost found a new favorite drinking glass except it was the size of a juice glass...that or I have ginormous hands...guess we will never know.

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Friday night: The fattening. Cheers!

Friday night: The fattening. Cheers!

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For those who asked here it is...candy wine. I know most wine is made from grapes

For those who asked here it is...candy wine. I know most wine is made from grapes but I think they make this stuff out of fermented pink starbursts.

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Fucking Siri thinks she knows me with the predictive text and shit. It was “driving”

Fucking Siri thinks she knows me with the predictive text and shit. It was “driving” Siri...the word I was looking for was “driving”.

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I was having a sad morning. Then this happened. I wish I could thank the person responsible

I was having a sad morning. Then this happened. I wish I could thank the person responsible for this because it literally turned my entire day around. :)

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I said we were drinking wine in the weekend thread, but man do I have a soft spot

I said we were drinking wine in the weekend thread, but man do I have a soft spot for stouts. Cheers!

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First batch of homebrew: Complete

First batch of homebrew: Complete

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Happy Friday folks!

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Happy belated first birthday TMGP

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Therapist, or The Rapist?

Therapist, or The Rapist?

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Happy Friday Folks!

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Getting to know a four-year-old tonight

Getting to know a four-year-old tonight

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Got a foxy new neck tat

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Good day for a cold ball game

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Viva fiesta!!!

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Who want crack drank?!

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Sick of earth. Sexist bullshit.

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Breakfast is often referred as the most important meal of the day

Breakfast is often referred as the most important meal of the day

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Anyone wanna get Wednesday wasted with me?

Anyone wanna get Wednesday wasted with me?

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Rule number 8

Rule number 8

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Pretty please

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My first quiche!

My first quiche!

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Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about

Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about the tan lines. ;)

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MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST FULL-STATURED PEOPLE OF NON-TURKISH DESCENT POSING TASTEFULLY.

MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST FULL-STATURED PEOPLE OF NON-TURKISH DESCENT POSING TASTEFULLY.

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Have you behaved? Nazi mod is back so better prepare your anuses. Reindeers eating snow.

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for any of y'all with a mosquito problem

for any of y'all with a mosquito problem

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TMGP mods

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Weakened Thread

Weakened Thread

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Friendly reminder: We still haven't had Discord movie night you filthy commies.

Friendly reminder: We still haven't had Discord movie night you filthy commies.

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Such a glorious shaft

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No one is playing with me so I’m playing with myself (as usual). Mint chocolate

No one is playing with me so I’m playing with myself (as usual). Mint chocolate chip.

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i finally have a day off tomorrow. here’s to relaxing for the night

i finally have a day off tomorrow. here’s to relaxing for the night

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Peanut butter and chocolate for Mother’s Day weekend. My mommy’s favorite ♥️

Peanut butter and chocolate for Mother’s Day weekend. My mommy’s favorite ♥️

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Let’s fucking rock n roll bitches

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Drunk slut won’t get out of my house

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New healthy meal prep

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Drinking while hammock stealth camping in Germany

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