Jizz

There, there buddy... you're safe now.

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Doing a Back Flip on a Trampoline

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Attempting to twerk in a tight dress

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to slice a sausage.

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NSFW Cleanup

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.. at armed robbery

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To make a vibrating replica of my wiener (NSFW)

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To get into a hammock

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To take off

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to rob a gun store

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(x-post r/gifs) To eat corn on a drill

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at preventing this truck from flipping over during a typhoon

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To remove the seed

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To look productive

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to cover a nipple (NSFW)

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To get accurate survey results

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To get out of the pool

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To use the community guidelines.

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To display an underboob tattoo

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To censor this sex toy (nsfw)

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to look like a tough guy

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Watch out for the coral

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To conceal his coke snorting.

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[NSFW] There was an attempt to cover up for TV

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To protect minors from adult content.

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To Stand & Talk

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At least the neighbours won't be offended

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To touchy da beans

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To censor their picture. [NSFW]

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At dating tall girls

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To blackmail

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To be cynical

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to make a headline

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To cure back pain

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To make a cake

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To eat him

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to eat food

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To criticize 4chan for being transphobic

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To promote religion

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To gain political support

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To take a nice picture.

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To pick up a man

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To sell a tv

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To sell a TV (nsfw)

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To steal and run away from a bank

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To get an AI to talk about food

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To catch

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To make a Christmas tree that totally doesn't look like something else...

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To make a christmas kangaroo decoration..

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To make a pro life ad

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To hide their browsing

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To choose a female CEO

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* try to not look suspicious *

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Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine's Day pizza while I'm on a business trip. (x-post from /r/funny)

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To censor the Dambusters Mascot name

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To cake face

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To jump out of the path tub

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To wish someone Good Luck @ Uni

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To debunk a vaccine

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To make a donut pun

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