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My mom had a TIL moment about how ninjas would dip their throwing stars into feces in order to cause the wounds to get infected. This is her take on it. [NSFW to hide thumbnail]

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Bored before the Fiesta Bowl in Arizona last night. So we ordered 2 Strippers and took shots out of their Vaginas. Sorry Mom.

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I was just trying to order a book off my mom's amazon when suddenly I'm scared for life... (possibility nsfw)

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What does Nick's Mom order at the bar?

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My master u/kinkthrowaway has ordered me to inform all my other sissy gurls of my slutty escapades for him tonight in my mom and sisters lingerie! enjoy xox ;)

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I wonder what nick's mom ordered?

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The French recently completed and erected a special order for Nick's mom

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Since the oil gets everywhere, mom and I both stripped down to try the new massage kit she ordered. The results so far are promising.

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[selling] [looking-PDP] [US] Tall, curvy, sexy soccer mom filling custom panty orders. Don't be shy! I'm open to your special requests. Details in comments. ??❤️?

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[selling] [looking-PDP] [US] Tall, curvy, sexy soccer mom filling custom panty orders. Don't be shy! Come take a look in my panty drawer! Details in comments. ??❤️?

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When mom calls me into her room, we both know that a good time is in order

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Your mom ordered a new dildo. It will be delivered shortly... (Spacex Falcon heavy side-booster)

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New Naughty Soccer Mom [Vid] or Order a Hairy Custom Before I Shave!

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My bully ordered Mom to bend over and show him her thick ass. She obviously obeyed.

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Whenever my bully came over he ordered Mom upstairs to the bedroom immediately

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My bully ordered Mom not to use her hands when sucking his cock

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My bully ordered Mom to warm up her holes with his baseball bat after he scored the game winning home run

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My bully ordered Mom to water his plants in revealing outfits

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My bully ordered me to prepare Mom for her "date"

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My bully ordered Mom to mop up his kitchen floor with her huge titties

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My bully ordered Mom to kiss her big titties

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When my bully ordered Mom to strip, she stripped

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My bully ordered Mom to prepare her asshole

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After my bully sprayed Mom's tits she ordered me to lick it up

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When my bully ordered Mom to strip she obeyed

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My bully ordered Mom to clean his house in a sexy french maid outfit which included free use benefits

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My bully ordered Mom to strip naked and wait for him outside the men's toilets

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My bully ordered Mom to his room

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At first, Mom said she hated having to give herself to my bully in order to protect me, but lately she seems to enjoy his visits more and more

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1994 or so... if I got to the Playtex "JustMySize" mail order catalog before my mom checked the mail... I would be in bathroom for hours!

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My mom recently got into decorating and got an order for a bachelorette party.

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My mom ordered a "cute" shirt from Threadless a couple weeks back. When she opened it, she didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing. She had no idea what it meant

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I love my amazing beautiful mom so fuckin’ much. Wanting to take her on a romantic date. In order to finally confess my utmost affection & strong desire for her. Hoping that our night together will end up well.

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If mom follows your bully's orders it means she is obedient to him and he can order her to do other things. Maybe next time he'll make her pay a slave tax. Maybe he'll make your mom sign the house and your possessions to him.

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Ever since your bully forcefully took control of your mom's body, this is the type of messages that are exchanged between you and him as he gives you orders. You just couldn't believe your new name was "Cumhole's Son".

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Dragon Mom Likes Ordering People Around [Fire Emblem]

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Oldest, youngest and mom: which order do you take them?

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As my mom rode my bully's big cock, she ordered me to come over and lick her asshole

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Mom makes me pick up her Bakery orders fully feminized. She never told them she has a son and she wants to keep that a secret

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Your Mom wasn't home so your Sis had to volunteer in order to pay your weekly protection fee. She takes the meat so you don't have to take the bruises.

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Ordering mom a few "accidental" purchases was just the thing to set the right mood at home.

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