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"Yes, Master, I do get arrested a lot, but it can't be helped -- clothing is for the free."

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Domestic slavegirls -- putting the "sub" in "suburban" since before suburbs existed.

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Before there were clothes dryers, there were clotheslines. And the distinction between "wife" and "slavegirl" was a fine one in those days.

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Bankers and slavegirls are very similar. Bankers play with stocks & bonds, slavegirls play with stocks & wands.

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Slavegirls don't get to stop pole dancing until the pole cums.

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It was a very different sort of bar exam, but if that's what it took to get a law degree, so be it!

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In many slave kennels, slavegirls are acclimated to the feel of balls on their chins.

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Booty in the Boot

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Slavegirls who don't do their squats ... are squatted.

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When she's mounted on the Sluterizer 3000 Slave Dolly, any slavegirl becomes a Porta-Plaything!

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Her face when she sees the line of men waiting to use her ...

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The modern slavegirl oil rig can extract oil 24/7.

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"As far as you're concerned, it's a nude beach if I say it is, slut!"

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When your Master is a mage, you can find yourself tied to the damnedest things ... like water, for instance.

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A well-balanced slavegirl can easily be controlled by a single pole in her ass.

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The motion has been tabled!

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A push of a button sets the Slavegirl Wall Holder in motion, lowering her to her knees where her open mouth can easily be used.

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They didn't call it "the hot seat" for nothing.

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The kind of leash that makes a slavegirl think "I wanna be your dog."

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You want masks worn by your servers? Try a BDSM cafe!

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"OK, I'll sit on this dildo vibrator for another hour -- THEN you better let me go!"

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For the Master it was a kinky orgy of epic stature. For the slavegirls, it was Thursday.

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Being a present at a lesbian birthday party was so great sometimes: the surprise on the birthday girl's face and in her body language was priceless!

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What's more wholesome than a picnic on a park bench?

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It was perhaps the most poorly designed hammock ever. But it was a pretty good slavegirl trap.

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When Mistress had mentioned "window treatments" it had not occurred to her that she might BE the window treatment.

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Slavegirls generally considered human centipede training to be the worst!

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The only thing worse than being a trade show display slavegirl is being a goodie bag giveaway slavegirl.

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Full-service gas stations on slaveholding planets provide blowjobs and sex to keep drivers alert and happy

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Slavegirlologists have long worked on ways to hook up slavegirls in series to allow for more efficient transmission of orgasms.

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"A chair tie, Master? Really? So boring!" One hour later ...

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Erotica writer searches desperately for inspiration

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If you strip, collar, cuff and butthook a slavegirl, she owes you a blowjob out of simple gratitude.

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The most blatant plug for Eggo waffles ever!

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"If you have any objections to your present situation, speak clearly and loudly directly into my butt. Ohhh, yeah. Louder!"

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Women's sex ed classes in Japan always include Slavegirl Bondage Day. Why? Because they CAN!

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Slavegirls say , "When you've got it, flaunt it, even when it's shoved up your butt!"

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She swore to herself that someday she would escape from the collar and then she was going to come back and redecorate the HELL out of that room!

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Between the tailhook and the dildo wand they had her cumming and going.

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It's a little known fact that if you really want to find Nirvana, you have to wear pasties.

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Her Slave Leia cosplay, though not COMPLETELY canon, was nevertheless VERY popular with the guys.

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Nipple training in slave kennels can be curiously wholesome at times

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Weddings go better with slavegirls, too!

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Her finishing move was the Flying Pussy Sammich.

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A gamer's perfect slavegirl

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Lesbian slavegirl reaming is so much more heartfelt and sensitive than when guys do it.

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The difference between a real tavern and a phony tavern is the real ones have slavegirls on hand in case a customer wants a blowjob or some post-prandial fucking

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Slavegirls need motivational posters, too.

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Like most slavegirls, she chose the Kicking & Screaming option for her rape.

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Press nipple to initiate orgasm sequence ...

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Ya got yer laptop computers, yer desktop computers, and best of all yer slavetop computers.

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As wedding photos went, it was .. different.

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Sometimes you gotta put your car up on blocks, sometimes you gotta put your ponygirl up on blocks.

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She watched Master intently as he fiddled around at the grill. Was that a branding iron?

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Some people keep toys in the attic, some keep boytoys in the attic.

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The senior class had voted her "Most likely to wind up naked, gagged, bound and sucking cock in a dank cell" and sure enough, here she was!

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"Note that the slavegirl is now squirming in her bonds and begging for sex..." slavers' classes could be so hard on a girl.

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This was not the bone she had hoped to be chewing on, but it was the one she had.

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The Relaxathon 3000 Rape Rack is the ultimate ride for slavegirls -- they're still going to be utterly helpless against being fucked, but they'll get raped in totally padded comfort!

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The problem with winning a bitch suit race is you're still a bitch in a bitch suit.

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