Jizz

Every year we play 210 cup beer pong... and every year we almost die.

beer

I had the worst day of my life today. Almost crashed my car several times because the throttle was stuck open and I couldn't stop. Please make me [f]eel better. My nerves are shot tonight. I thought I was going to die.

gonewild

I almost died in my sleep [m][f]

gonewild

Friend made a "Self-Portrait", almost died laughing.

funny

You guys like *John Dies At The End*, *The Crazies*, and *The Sarah Conner Chronicles*? I got to spend most of my day today at Almost Human the special effects house behind these and many more!

horror

i was out biking today and litterally almost died...

chastity

almost didnt show o(f)f tonight but ive been dying to let these out since i got to work this morning ;)

gonewild

Only problem with Teambuilder... Vayne tops who die almost as much as supports

treesquad

Fell doing some tricks. Almost died. D: NSFW

longboarding

(NSFW) 6 years ago today I almost died, but then I didn't

Military

Always wanted a cool scar. Didn't want to almost die to get it. [A bit NSFL]

pics

Almost died today [OC]

weekendgunnit

I almost died taking this picture. Worth it!

itookapicture

Almost died after I took this. Worth it. (OC)

pics

Just thought I'd share this combo after making some kid almost die from laughing

cardsagainsthumanity

[NSFW] High lift jack owners, be extremely cautious while lowering the load. Almost died this night after the handle struck me in the head. Needed a plastic surgeon to fix the wound.

Jeep

Right before the bj ;) phone almost died so no flash.

wifesharing

it's almost the middle o[f] the night and im dying to be licked...

gonewild

High quality memes [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [I ALMOST DIED]

TheWaterLew

I almost died. [nsfw]

gaming

My gf sent me this, i almost died, it caught me off guard.

ImGoingToHellForThis

3 people dies and 14 are injured when a car runs a red light at almost 100 km/h [NSFL]

WTF

The Abandoned Great Wall of China. Almost died taking this picture.

GWCOEPBot

Almost out of elves. This theme might die off soon.

Futadomworld

Wanted to fap, almost died laughing instead

hentai

Almost died. :(

ft86

Almost 30...my body is dying to be impregnated. (F)ill me with your seed.

gonewild

i haven't done sessions in almost two weeks and i'm dying to play. help a girl out? [kik]

KIKSnaps, sexting, Sexsells

For a teensy fraction of a second, my stupid brain thought this was Sophie Turner and I almost died. Couldn't find her name but photographer is Phuoc Bui.

NSFWfashion, SoHotItHurts, scrolller_com

More than 20,000 dolphins are killed each year in Japan alone. The rest are sold to galleries like Sea World for over $200k, of which almost all die from stress. The International Whaling Commision refuses to do anything.

pics

He's almost free, dying to cum out ;)

ladybonersgw

I almost died when I saw she posted this. And there’s more where it came from

JizzedToThis

After 24 years of life I finally got my ears pierced...with a 6 gauge needle. I almost died.

bois

WEAR YOUR FUCKING HELMETS! My brother crashed his motorcycle last night. Bleeding in his brain, multiple broken bones, almost died in surgery.

pics

[OC] 2016/2019 transformation, in between the 2 pictures i almost died of a brain disease & have had to learn to speak/walk etc from scratch. i have found joy in playing with my looks from hair/makeup/lashes/fillers and now plan to get my first surger

bimbofication, bimbofetish, BimbosInTraining

Girlfriend almost died laughing

texts

I almost died taking this shot, you better h*cking upvote

Animemes

Took almost 25 minutes for someone to notice this guy was live streaming on Chaturbate whilst dying.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Unhappy Customer!

almost_died

This woman almost died during surgery to achieve "the world's fattest pussy"

Botchedsurgeries

Last couple of sessions, we all almost died. The cleric came the closest and that would have been awful. Hope you're all well! More D&D tonight for me.

NerdyCurvyKitten

You haven't lived until you've almost died smokin' rock and sucking black cock in the ghetto

BBCsissies, GaybrosGoneWild

I think she almost died

NSFWFunny

[FUNNY] When I was in the 2nd Grade, I walked up to my teacher while she was monitoring the playground and asked if she was pregnant. She laughed and said no. I was so embarrassed I almost died. Turned out she didn't appreciate the question either as she

No_Limits_Rant

Portabella mushroom (girlfriend almost died looking at it)

trypophobia

Almost died in a car crash earlier, but I still wanna post to my fav subreddit!? (f18)

gonewild

This is from back when I had way smaller tits but this was such a look like I almost feel like dying my hair black again

bigtiddygothgf

I had a way smaller chest back then but this was such a look like I almost feel like dying my hair black again

bigtiddygothgf

First time grower. This is my second attempt at growing a Blood Poison Skunk autoflower seed. The first one sadly died a month in, this one almost suffered the same fate but made a strong recovery! She's now 8 weeks old, her name is Sapphire.

GrowingMarijuana

Idiot almost dies but manages to skip along

NSFWOddlySatisfying

I've been spending almost all of my time on X-Change lately, it's just easier to sit at my desk when I'm 5'2, compared to 6'4, plus if I get bored or die in my games... I just look down! I think I'm gonna go buy a resistance pill soo and make this permane

bodyswap

You with a love that would not die s,,nap_blazorwar

Almost_Illegal

Almost 48 hours in and I’m dying. Haven’t cum since Saturday.

kink3d

I almost died a few minutes after this photo | Hells Canyon, Oregon [1080x792] [OC]

u_gloriouslyflawed