Jizz

I love beef curtains!

nsfw

Gentlemen of Reddit, 2 and 5 are my favorites, but I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.

nsfw

The Splits!

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I hope this happens to the airport scanner operators daily. [slightly nsfw]

funny

Hitch[cock]. mo[r]e in comments

gonewild

What do you mean "Make sure the webcam is off?"

nsfw

I'm cu[m]ming!

gonewild

Now I can Die with a gaping smile on my face.

Boobies

Nice flowers

nsfw

Is she a librarian or secretary?

nsfw

[M]y first time...

gonewild

My G[F]'s Boobs

gonewild

My incredibly beauti[f]ul lady (she approved this posting)

gonewild

First time, curious what reddit thinks about me in red.

gonewild

Yes please!

nsfw