Jizz

Donald Duck (a little nsfw)

funny

GODDAMNIT I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE MILK I AM A LERJIC

spacedicks

STEVE FUCKING BUSCEMI

spacedicks

SUCK ON IT! SUCK ON IIIIIIIIT!!!

spacedicks

[M]y slight bend... thats ok, right?

gonewild

THIS BITCH IS A HOOT!

spacedicks

I AM HIPSTER OVERLORD DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT CHRYSTAL CASTLES BITCHES I WILL DO ALL THE COKE AND TRAMP MUD THROUGH YOUR COLON

spacedicks

My chair!

voluptuous

perky

voluptuous

Oh, thats a nice belly ring

voluptuous

Good use of a pool cue

Plumpers

I like legwarmers.

nsfw

Outdoor

nsfw

I'M GONNA MOLEST THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

spacedicks

Black Balled! (source in comments)

voluptuous