Jizz

"10 o'clock!" "No, 2 o'clock!" "Screw you, it's definitely 10 o'clock!" "...guys, I think it's 11." (slightly NSFW)

funny

Just shaved [m]yself...how do I look?

gonewild, ladybonersgw

Something something something blonde, something something something ass.

ass

How does it... um... how does it work? Consult the Book of Armaments!

ass

Every goddamn night? On the telephone?

ass

Big smile.

ass

Great gap!

nsfw

My [f]irst post.. pardon my picture quality.

gonewild

RUN LIKE THE WIND

spacedicks

The lamp is a lie. [nsfw]

pics

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE JUGGALO TAKEDOWN

spacedicks

She's a dirty dirty girl [PIC]

nsfw

So, Reddit... Which one? [NSFW]

reddit.com

Delightful.

asshole

WHERE'S YOUR ASEXUAL GOD NOW, YOU FUCKING PUNY HUMAN?

spacedicks