Jizz

'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'

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(m)mhm

gonewild

'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'

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'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'

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[M]y [F]rench asshole fucked + magic wand. How would you react if I told you I have more than just pictures of that?

gonewild, assholegonewild

Katayama Moemi

AsianArmpits, armpitfetish, underarms

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.'

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I'm no acrobat, but I thought this might be appreciated here.

ladybonersgw

Princess Daisy has got Peach's back. Or gotten into her backside at least. (SandyRex) [Super Mario Bros]

rule34, mariorule34

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.'

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Meidoll Cumpilation

CumHentai, hentai

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!'

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Her again

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How's this rate?

LabiaGW

Because guys seem to like my milfy butt (f)

gonewild