Jizz

she checks for perspiration... I check the legs, etc

stockings

Advantage: Old People. [Fixed]

funny

the latest in window decor fashion

stockings

Oh Brazil...

SexyButNotPorn

she's got that Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct thing goin' on

stockings

Contacts and FB

funny

Sweetie, you need to dump the guy with the stinky cigar and let ME escort you properly! :p

stockings

Ahh yes, quite

nsfw

eye maed dis miself. hope yew leik.

dolan

I want to furnish my just like this.. complete with the feather thingy (boa) holder

stockings

Watching Porn, Getting Drunk

RealGirls

Who loves Russian?

boltedontits

One of me showing a little more skin (Plus hard in the comments)

GaybrosGoneWild

So this is what I received for my 18th Birthday.

funny

Hi there

nsfw