Jizz

NEED MOAR!! because I can't masturbate to anyone else.

porn

So{m}eone thought it would be a good idea for a night-vision shot

gonewild

Crocoduck, an infamous creationist argument used against evolution

rule34

Why I am so bald?

rule34

the magic o[f] angles (small album in comments)

gonewild

I'm Back!

men_in_panties

Chicken of the Sea (feat. the Singing Shark)

rule34

thought you [m]ight enjoy my bulge

gonewild

It's my birthday today! [F]elt like documenting my birthday shower :P

gonewild

Sometimes, fanart can be better than the real thing... (NSFW)

gaymers

Cu[m] With Me

gonewild

blonde1323

Photobucketplunder

Rock out with your cock out

rule34, WTF

Why yes it sure d- OHHhhhhhhh

cars

You sound like an impatient girlfriend....

pics