Jizz

Yesss this is me! Who wants more?

twinks

Speak friend, and enter

GoneMild

/mu/ on closing lines of albums. (nsfw)

4chan

I'm so bored. (f)

gonewild

Working on it

AirTight

Such hypnotizing eyes.

Amateur

"I'm your aunt, so I won't have sex with you. But I will let you stare at my boobs while you make yourself cum."

MasturbatorsAnonymous

Against the mirror

tanlines

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Swiftmangacomics

"Is this the kind of porn you jerk to? Surely you would rather jerk off to a flesh and blood woman like me? Please, for my sake, think of me when you cum."

MasturbatorsAnonymous

No throwaway needed here. Ladies, may the boners commence.

ladybonersgw

[SPOILER] He has his father's smile

TheLastAirbender

"If I turn out the light while you masturbate, does it feel less like you are doing it to yourself?"

MasturbatorsAnonymous

"Not while I am practising. It's your dick, you can jerk it better than I could."

MasturbatorsAnonymous

"I'm sorry, I don't have sex on the first date. You can jerk off though if you want. I don't mind."

MasturbatorsAnonymous