I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on the street.

I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on the street.

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I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge.
One day it'll be the onion crying.

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

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Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

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Saw a chameleon today....
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

Saw a chameleon today.... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

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wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

RealGirls

incredible cleavage

incredible cleavage

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short shorts

short shorts

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butterface

butterface

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on the stairs

on the stairs

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Still {f}ucking bored ;)

Still {f}ucking bored ;)

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I know, I should have edited out the dude's back to the right but it is 6 in the

I know, I should have edited out the dude's back to the right but it is 6 in the morning and I'm rushing to get these posted before I head to work.... where I'll spend all my free time here.

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someone photoshop her onto a surfboard

someone photoshop her onto a surfboard

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from behind

from behind

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another lifeguard

another lifeguard

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perfect

perfect

smalldicks

white shorts

white shorts

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