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I was in bed with my girlfriend.
She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn

I was in bed with my girlfriend. She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn you off?" I said, "No, of course not" She said, "Why can't you get an erection then?" I said, "To be honest, the guide dog lying between us is a bit off-putting"

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want to know an instant way to make your cock bigger? ... Shove the ruler into your

want to know an instant way to make your cock bigger? ... Shove the ruler into your stomach harder

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Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius.
It's the easiest way to stare

Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius. It's the easiest way to stare at a woman's ass without getting caught.

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I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge.
One day it'll be the onion crying.

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

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Saw a chameleon today....
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

Saw a chameleon today.... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

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wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

RealGirls

I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on

I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on the street.

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incredible cleavage

incredible cleavage

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short shorts

short shorts

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butterface

butterface

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on the stairs

on the stairs

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Still {f}ucking bored ;)

Still {f}ucking bored ;)

gonewild

I know, I should have edited out the dude's back to the right but it is 6 in the

I know, I should have edited out the dude's back to the right but it is 6 in the morning and I'm rushing to get these posted before I head to work.... where I'll spend all my free time here.

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someone photoshop her onto a surfboard

someone photoshop her onto a surfboard

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from behind

from behind

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