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on the rocks

on the rocks

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dark green

dark green

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I've just seen a soul singer carrying a box of 80's computers...

I think it was

I've just seen a soul singer carrying a box of 80's computers... I think it was Lionel Richie and the commodores.

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I was in bed with my girlfriend.
She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn

I was in bed with my girlfriend. She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn you off?" I said, "No, of course not" She said, "Why can't you get an erection then?" I said, "To be honest, the guide dog lying between us is a bit off-putting"

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Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius.
It's the easiest way to stare

Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius. It's the easiest way to stare at a woman's ass without getting caught.

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I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge.
One day it'll be the onion crying.

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

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Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

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Saw a chameleon today....
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

Saw a chameleon today.... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

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wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you

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I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on

I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on the street.

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incredible cleavage

incredible cleavage

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short shorts

short shorts

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butterface

butterface

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on the stairs

on the stairs

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Still {f}ucking bored ;)

Still {f}ucking bored ;)

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