Jizz

(f)riend we almost had threesome with

gonewild

nine-(f)oot-long outhouse ladle

gonewild

the (f)lat tire on your inner journey

gonewild

comedy as old and (f)lacid, yet still as funny as grandma's arm flaps

gonewild

product-(f)ree cruelty

gonewild

stick ponies (f)or staff people

gonewild

bite-mark (f)estoonery

gonewild

(f)lamenco-style fingernail removal

gonewild

do-it-yoursel(f) lunchmeat slinky

gonewild

squir(m)ing grubs in the dirt of destiny

gonewild

sel(f)-inflicted corduroy blisters

gonewild

Sa[m]urai Underwear

gonewild

{F}oggy shower at 6am

gonewild

The weird thing is they hardly even mention or acknowledge it.

nsfw

Kayla's short skirt.

voluptuous