Can anyone translate this from Chinese to English?

Can anyone translate this from Chinese to English?

http://i.imgur.com/mrHeX.jpg

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"Just not one with my face!" she said. [f]air enough. :) enjoy!

"Just not one with my face!" she said. [f]air enough. :) enjoy!

gonewild

Kickboxer

Kickboxer

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Be Careful What you Ask For

Be Careful What you Ask For

funny

i was soo {f}ired up...makes me fired up now!

i was soo {f}ired up...makes me fired up now!

GoneWildPlus

I'm hungry

I'm hungry

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Toidupoed [FIRST]

Toidupoed [FIRST]

fifthworldproblems

One of the more WTF images I've seen of late.

One of the more WTF images I've seen of late.

pics

A beautiful smile

A beautiful smile

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There's a hawk that lives on the roof of the building where I work. He leaves us

There's a hawk that lives on the roof of the building where I work. He leaves us presents. Kinda NSFW.

reddit.com

Underboobs

Underboobs

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I said are we cool, ladies? [m]
(Album inside)

I said are we cool, ladies? [m] (Album inside)

gonewild

May I ask (f)or a ride? (More inside)

May I ask (f)or a ride? (More inside)

gonewild

Nikon babe

Nikon babe

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Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in Lingerie. 'Nuff said. [nsfw]

Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in Lingerie. 'Nuff said. [nsfw]

pics

After a while I noticed she like video game

After a while I noticed she like video game

pics