Jizz

Welp, I called out work and im sick as a dog. Might be MIA (F)or a bit, will talk on skype when im not sleeping or feeling like i am going to die; heres a frontal pic :)

GoneWildPlus

When you have NSFW up on your work computer, your trackpad batteries die, and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway...

funny

My Grandma died yesterday after working 69 years making memes. Here's what she was working on up until her last days.

circlejerk

Ever since my dad died we’ve been struggling financially. My mom already works two jobs, so I convinced her to swap with me on weekends so she can relax while I get a weekend job. She thinks I work retail, but I’m really doing sex work. I really enjoy it

bodyswap

cant work anymore -- inherited coffee grinder died on me -- my livehood was murdered

MyWorldInMeMe

"I loved being turned into a rubber doll. Dying for our next shoot ?⚰️ . More work and information on how you can buy digital sets coming soon!"....... omg!! Does this mean she's going to make an onlyfans?

ElixirBlack

Paramedics begin working on a burn victim; the victim later died

eyeblech

My cock is just dying to ooze cum then go right back to work on your multiple orgasms.

penis