Jizz

Woody Allen's girl (may be NSFW)

pics

I'm not muscular, that skinny, or the best looking... but a lot of people say I am this generations Woody Allen.

ladybonersgw

The girl tells Woody Allen about her dreams (NSFW Language)

funny

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

SexRobot

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

SexRobot

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

SexRobot

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

SexRobot

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

SexRobot

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

SexRobot

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

SexRobot

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

SexRobot

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

SexRobot

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen [F]

gonewild

Woody Allen showing affection to his adopted daughters (NSFW?)

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(x-post from AdviceAnimals); Woody Allen's "AH-HAH!" moment

AdviceHell

"Is sex dirty?" - "Only when it's being done right." ~Woody Allen - Anjou (model)

iWantToFuckHer

Woody Allen (I think)

thebunnyclub

(f) “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody Allen

40plusGoneWild, chubby

(f) “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody Allen

40plusGoneWild, ThickchicksGW, gonewildchubby, slightcellulite

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” ― Woody Allen

gonewildchubby, BBW