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My first vintage machine restoration project pics

My first vintage machine restoration project pics

woodworking

Powermatic 72 Tablesaw Restoration Pics (Big album)

Powermatic 72 Tablesaw Restoration Pics (Big album)

woodworking

As it seems to be wooden ring season... Carved Bentwood Rings.

As it seems to be wooden ring season... Carved Bentwood Rings.

woodworking

NSFW/NSFL!! A safety reminder to all my fellow woodworkers.  Tablesaw + hand accident

NSFW/NSFL!! A safety reminder to all my fellow woodworkers. Tablesaw + hand accident sent to me by a paramedic buddy...

woodworking, WTF

My finger vs bandsaw blade (not so NSFW) good reminder to be extra safe around equipment

My finger vs bandsaw blade (not so NSFW) good reminder to be extra safe around equipment

woodworking

Caught my hand in the jointer at work. Lost the tips of 3 fingers. Don't ever do

Caught my hand in the jointer at work. Lost the tips of 3 fingers. Don't ever do this. It hurts like hell. NSFW - GORE

woodworking

Update on 8fingerjack's run-in with the jointer (link to NSFW gallery... text in

Update on 8fingerjack's run-in with the jointer (link to NSFW gallery... text in comments).

woodworking

A side project for the bar I work at. [NSFW-Unintentional Background Boobies)

A side project for the bar I work at. [NSFW-Unintentional Background Boobies)

woodworking

Something me and a machinist put together for our company director.

Something me and a machinist put together for our company director.

woodworking

This combines two of my favorite things, thought others here might feel the same.

This combines two of my favorite things, thought others here might feel the same. Retirement gift given to Mariano Rivera by the Minnesota Twins.

woodworking

[NSFW] Mammary-Shaped Cabinet.

[NSFW] Mammary-Shaped Cabinet.

woodworking

What is the name of this joint?

What is the name of this joint?

woodworking

Maybe you guys will appreciate this. Don't wear gloves on a table saw.

Maybe you guys will appreciate this. Don't wear gloves on a table saw.

woodworking

Gag gift for a friend.

Gag gift for a friend.

woodworking

Today I made the most moronic mistake I could have possibly made in a tablesaw. NSFW

Today I made the most moronic mistake I could have possibly made in a tablesaw. NSFW

woodworking

My first attempt at a dresser

My first attempt at a dresser

woodworking

I'm new to woodworking, am I doing it right? (NSFW)

I'm new to woodworking, am I doing it right? (NSFW)

woodworking, funny, pics

My first chess piece! (Maybe NSFW)

My first chess piece! (Maybe NSFW)

woodworking

[NSFW/NSFL] Let's be careful out there! The aftermath of my dad's hand hitting a

[NSFW/NSFL] Let's be careful out there! The aftermath of my dad's hand hitting a dado blade over the weekend.

woodworking

A $20 vise would have saved me from this one... NSFW

A $20 vise would have saved me from this one... NSFW

woodworking

the true definition of woodworking (x-post r/wtf)

the true definition of woodworking (x-post r/wtf)

woodworking

Looking for clamps on amazon, then there they were... [NSFW]

Looking for clamps on amazon, then there they were... [NSFW]

woodworking

This is why you don't where gloves when using power tools NSFW/NSFL

This is why you don't where gloves when using power tools NSFW/NSFL

woodworking

Speaking of Curves - possibly NSFW

Speaking of Curves - possibly NSFW

woodworking

[NSFW] It figures that out of everything I've made woodworking in the past two years

[NSFW] It figures that out of everything I've made woodworking in the past two years these are probably the nicest. (xpost /r/turning)

woodworking, turning, bdsm

The "adult" toys have been making their rounds lately... Here's what I

The "adult" toys have been making their rounds lately... Here's what I make! [NSFW]

woodworking

My first woodworking project and I think it turned out great, yes, it's a paddle!

My first woodworking project and I think it turned out great, yes, it's a paddle!

woodworking

"Jointers are no joke." My Manager. [nsfw]

"Jointers are no joke." My Manager. [nsfw]

woodworking

I'm always careful around power tools. Remember everyone, a chisel is like a firearm.

I'm always careful around power tools. Remember everyone, a chisel is like a firearm. Never point it towards anything you don't want to cut. I got lucky.

woodworking

(Literally NSFW) sharp chisel and a hand in the way

(Literally NSFW) sharp chisel and a hand in the way

woodworking

half lap joints are sexy too!

half lap joints are sexy too!

woodworking

Curse of Davy Jones....fuck ....

Curse of Davy Jones....fuck ....

woodworking

Finished making this Spanking Paddle in Maple with Fumed Oak inserts. (NSFW?)

Finished making this Spanking Paddle in Maple with Fumed Oak inserts. (NSFW?)

woodworking

[Game of thrones spoilers] I made one. He works well.

[Game of thrones spoilers] I made one. He works well.

woodworking

Woodworkers porn

Woodworkers porn

woodworking

Really interesting effect I managed to achieve by crosscutting without a sled on

Really interesting effect I managed to achieve by crosscutting without a sled on the tablesaw

woodworking

Careful everybody. Careful. Jointer Vs. Finger. Jointer wins.

Careful everybody. Careful. Jointer Vs. Finger. Jointer wins.

woodworking

Small injury from the 4.5" grinder. I took the pic before the slow bleed began.

Small injury from the 4.5" grinder. I took the pic before the slow bleed began.

woodworking

I learned not to hold the piece I am drilling.... the hard way. (Minor blood)

I learned not to hold the piece I am drilling.... the hard way. (Minor blood)

woodworking

No words for my stupidity today... [NSFW]

No words for my stupidity today... [NSFW]

woodworking

Don't buy cheap bits, kids. These just showed up in the shop. Bit exploded on the

Don't buy cheap bits, kids. These just showed up in the shop. Bit exploded on the first pass, ruined not only the workpiece, but my underwear as well.

woodworking

NSFW- watch out for ricocheting nails! Happened a few days ago.

NSFW- watch out for ricocheting nails! Happened a few days ago.

woodworking

Made a penis out of olive wood for my girlfriend in case she misses mine

Made a penis out of olive wood for my girlfriend in case she misses mine

woodworking

Seen this crotch piece for sale

Seen this crotch piece for sale

woodworking

Be REALLY careful with the table saw, folks. 2 weeks post op.

Be REALLY careful with the table saw, folks. 2 weeks post op.

woodworking

I just got a CNC router and the first thing I did was make this for my Meme obsessed

I just got a CNC router and the first thing I did was make this for my Meme obsessed friends man cave.

woodworking

This will just take a second, I don't need a push stick! (jointer)

This will just take a second, I don't need a push stick! (jointer)

woodworking

Had my first kiss with a table saw today

Had my first kiss with a table saw today

woodworking

My wife was trying out woodburning

My wife was trying out woodburning

woodworking

One moment of inattention later.

One moment of inattention later.

woodworking

*NSFW* I thought y'all would appreciate the custom door/doorway my stepdad made for

*NSFW* I thought y'all would appreciate the custom door/doorway my stepdad made for my home. Not sure why there's a naked couple up there, but he carved that out by hand.

woodworking

Finger vs Bench Top Belt Sander

Finger vs Bench Top Belt Sander

woodworking