Jizz

The person who sold it to me said it was rare. Paid $50 for it. Worth it?

nazis

[NSFW] A zombie bitten shoulder i did last October for a friend's halloween costume. She said it wow'd people! Curious to see what you ladies who like special effects makeup on MUA think about it!

MakeupAddiction

getting fucked by a male stripper who said 'take a pic and post it online so people can see what a slut you are'...so i did [f+m]

gonewild

a nice ass & 36D titties?? who said you cant have it all? (f)

gonewild

Who said skinny girls cant work it?

NSFW_GIF, IncestGifs, nsfw, RileyReid, dirtysmall

[ID REQUEST] [NSFW] Found in Central Oklahoma. The temperature is in the 80's. The girl who killed it said it was a copperhead, but I'm not entirely convinced.

snakes

To the jerk puffing away on his stinky e-cig vaping pen in the middle of a restaurant who said its not illegal I'll do it wherever I want when asked to put it out. It was bothering my wife and daughter.

AdviceAnimals

They said it wasn't possible to make Karl any sexier. I said it was. Who's the crazy one NOW?!

longstabbything

My girlfriend showed this pic of me to her gay friend who said it needed to be posted here. I weirdly enjoy queer boys oogling me so happy Friday reddit

penis

Took this for a super sexy, clever, intelligent, funny and intriguing lady who said I should post it

ladybonersgw

Who wants to (f)uck me in my easter dress? My boyfriend said it isnt sexy. I hope I can make someone hard with it. If I do I'd love for you to show me :) hehe

gonewild

Who said it had to be a roof of a building?

girlsonroofs

My wife just sent this to me at work. I have no idea who took it! Now I know what she meant when she said she was busy today!

Hotwife, TributeMe

Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having the fun though.

downblouse

Who said it was almost time to go to the poles?

ImGoingToHellForThis

Who said they wanted to see it hard?

GaybrosGoneWild

to everyone who said it's not that cold

Austin, ImagesOfTexas

Who said skinny guys don't have long cocks. Pm (m) if you want to see it hard ;)

gonewild

Who said skinny guys don't have long cocks? You should see it hard

ladybonersgw

Posted on my FB timeline. Mysterious animal hit on a road in Alabama. The person who hit it said it was larger than a coyote. Can anyone tell what it is? WARNING!! GRAPHIC IMAGES!! NSFW

whatisthisthing

Who said Playboy just doesn't do it for them anymore? This is the best fap material I've seen in ages. [*NSFW*]

moviescirclejerk

To he who said it was NAWG

pawg

(M).well im.bout to hope off for a few my GUY wanna run a 2k game online and like I said be proud of yo'ur body small,,Average,,,big I'm proud of mine and want let 1 mf steal.th@t from me and it's alot of female in reality who likes it. So just cherish an

gonewild

Who said I was putting it in your pussy?

bigdickjoy

It was a overwhelming majority of you who said to put them in my ass... But (f)irst they go here

gonewild

Since SHITLIBS seem to love quotes, guess who said this one. "I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." Here's a hint, he was the worst President in modern history, who was also born in Kenya.

hottiesfortrump

Who said prom night would be a drag? Kik: iababbbbbbb (7b's) to chat about it

jobuds

Who said castrated girls can't get it hard?

GoneWildTrans, emptysacks, u_kcender_the_redneck

Was it Nietzsche who said, “is that an umbrella?”

nsfwoutfits

Who said redheads can't wear pink? I think it looks pretty good on me...

BBW, u_pandrefi

Guys, you have to believe me! Me and my mom got into an argument about who has it harder. I maybe said some things I shouldn't have, okay? She pulled out some weird device and said we'd see who had it harder. Now I'm stuck in her body and she's out with m

bodyswap

New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Sir also has asked me to grow out my hair.. who am I too tell him no?!? Enjoy!

nebraskafun69

New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Sir also has asked me to grow out my hair.. who am I too tell him no?!? Enjoy!

Nebraskanudes

New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Sir also has asked me to grow out my hair.. who am I too tell him no?!? Enjoy! [35F]

GoneWildHairy

Ignore the Snapchat text, originally sent this to my girlfriend who said I should post it!

hotguyswithtattoos

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit my prostate more. I just got the Jeff Stryker dildo. Yes, the site said it was 10”, but I didn’t think it would be this big or thick. I don’t know if I can take it?Who els

GayToys

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit my prostate more. I just got the Jeff Stryker dildo. Yes, the site said it was 10”, but I didn’t think it would be this big or thick. I don’t know if I can take it?Who els

AnalToying

For those of you who said I should play with myself instead of go to sleep, I’m seeeeriously considering it !

PetiteGoneWild, gonewild, RealGirls, u_dangeroustuffy

Who said it was a good idea to pose with Fiona in my back garden? ?

HappyEmbarrassedGirls, worldpolitics, DoneUpNSFW

Who said it's too late to meet your new vestie in mid 30s? It's never too late for anything ?

AngelSmalls

[OC] Who said you can't top from the bottom sometimes? (T: Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, it's youu!!)

gentlefemdom