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Wash your face in my sink!

bimbofetish

Wash that whore lipstick off your face!

imgurwins

Dear Makers of Cetaphil, please add some dye to your product so it doesn't feel like I'm starring in a porn film when I wash my face.

funny

Before entering the shower it's good practice to document oneself so as to reference later whether the hot steamy ambiance has washed the shit eating grin off your face.

ladybonersgw

When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning

notgayporn

[mom] He actually calls it "marking for the night". If you wash your face, both of you will get punished.

bangmybully

Imagine Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) coming home after a rough day fighting supervillains, then kneeling in front of you, and asking you to spray and wash her face with your semen just like this

JerkOffToCelebs

Face wash applied, just needs your face ?

NotADildo

Wash your face, brush your teeth, take a selfie .. (Instructions for the young redditor)??

LegalTeens

Here’s the deal: you eat me until I drench your face in cum, and don’t wash it off for the rest of 2020. Sound good?

GoneWildHairy

How about I wash off and sit on your face?

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