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Everyone in the US after hearing the news (NSFW?)

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In the past women didn't say they liked sex, but modern women say they love sex, and it is a very good piece of news for us males.

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These useless bitches always claim they have a lot of self-respect. To us males it is good news to know they are finally understanding they have to adapt their sense of self-respect to their actual inferiority.

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I took this screenshot of the top US "news headlines" (loose term here) on the CNN mobile app last week. Figured you guys would appreciate this example of how terrible mainstream media is. [auto-x-post - OP was Plazzmo]

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With all the serious news on ecigs, here's something to lighten us up

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News are telling us that all leaked pictures from Kate Upton and Co have been removed...took me about 5 seconds on google..[NSFW]

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Showed up on my news feed. I think a lot of us have been in this predicament at some point

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Look at what was sent to us in an envelope inconspicuously marked election news.

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In other news, (f)ootball season is almost upon us!!

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"Do me from behind." This school is among the top-ranked by US News & World Report for hot, sexy, liberated chicks showing off their tbnr and nice solid jugs. You can practically go to the well with those things. Sound superstructure + girls just want

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great news! matt's and my dad said we could extend our stay as long as they could join us. sort of weird that they weren't surprised by our "western wear". g2g Matt's dad is about to take me fishing. All I have to do is call him daddy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sky News finally giving us something interesting

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Good news everyone! I found a holiday pie for all of us alcoholic fatasses!

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Good news, everyone! I found a holiday pie for all of us alcoholic fatasses!!

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The news of this trade demand reminded me of a dream from long ago that was denied to us for......

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Sooooo... my sister REALLY didn't want to go to work today and BEGGED me to go in her place. I told her I would if I could and wouldn't you know it... she had a pair of rings that swapped us! Good news is she is basically paid to look busy. Bad news, I am

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[image] my 40 year old milf and wife loves flashing her 36D tits :) Great news for us! [f40]

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Carrie Keagan giving us two good reasons to watch Fox News

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Kat Timpf, Fox News, wants us to spray her eyes with cum

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Finally some US news worth celebrating, anybody want to help?

CanadaSissy

Italian TV Hosts mocking Asians hits the most viewed news in Korea. 1000+ comments. Massive exposure like this will help Asia realize that they don't see us as equals.

u__CosmicChaos_

What a sad news for the day...at 27 years of age,devastating.I do not know her personal life and i do not need to,not any of us.She had her issues like many of us do.I loved her as a performer and i can say that atleast here,she will not be forgotten.May

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