Jizz

*coughs*

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You're right: it's "not hard." That doesn't mean it's easy.

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?

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WiSh mE LuCk ??

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42 words about #ALLLIVESMATTER

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"iT's iN tHe nAmE"

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Another day, another discovery that the reason a comment I wrote was completely ignored is that it was yet one more in a long, LONG line of comments that the overlords of reddit saw fit to quickly, quietly remove from the thread ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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My point is that I think when you get to this level of obsessiveness about something that something is basically no different than that of porn to you and I'm not super comfortable with this neckbeard jacking it to my old comments

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i give up

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In a desperate bid to retain what's left of my own sanity, I'm choosing to believe his plans include a kiddie pool filled with whipped cream, BECAUSE THAT IS *LESS* FUCKED UP THAN ANYTHING ELSE I CAN IMAGINE HE MEANT BY THAT

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I'm just posting this here so I can bust it out in the future as a canned reply to a comment I tend to get so often I've run out of new and interesting ways to respond to it, don't mind me :p

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Me, clearing right hundred angry comments out of my inbox: "Sheesh, good thing I didn't share the SECOND half of that."

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it would have been SO PERFECT ??

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well played, reddit

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welp

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FunFact™ - I will sometimes hold a few words back in a comment otherwise in keeping with my whole pathetic "uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt" thing in order to be able to edit in an addendum I am literally 1000% certain will be needed later.

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Censor the name or nah, but here. Shitpost away.

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FunFact™ - a lot of the time these days it's not even an initial comment that was my point. These days, my initial comment is just the setup. The punchline is the response I am LITERALLY ONE *THOUSAND* PERCENT certain it will receive.

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"like a goat drowning in something viscous"

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I kid, I kid. I'm sure it's just a meaningless coincidence that I'm batting a thousand on this.

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?

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?‍♂️

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and so it goes

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welp

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I'm torn between the slippers and the tea cozy

u_42words, TheRightCantMeme

Somebody take this and go make a buttload of karma in a sub I'm most assuredly banned from. You're *WELCOME.*

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I love my seven followers

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hell hath no fury like a short guy on the internet

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Fun Fact: sometimes I'll try to phrase something so clearly meant to be taken as a joke its inherent jokiness can be seen from space, BUT *ALSO* to not include one of those little "/s" thingies to reassure reddittors it's a joke.

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this is one of those "prefab response to something I get allllll the time" ones, ignor pls

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42 words about reddit ?☺️?

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?

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Forty-two words regarding the phrase "dodging a bullet"

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sheesh

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42 words about Qanon

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"aaaaaand LOCKED lalalalalalaicanthearyoulalalala" ?‍♂️

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?? ATTENTION U/SWEETWOLF86 IS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM U_42WORDS ??

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and u and ur inbox?r like gg

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I give up

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r/oddlyspecificallymildlysatisfying: the comment scores ?‍??

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the score is 2 - 368,942,477,458

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logged in v logged out

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shitpost, ignor pls

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ooooooooooops

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seriously I'm literally just using reddit as an image host, ignore this

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Q & A

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the worst part is I literally had an uncle we literally called Unc

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how tf do I sticky a post

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a gift

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this is america

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this is america

nextfuckinglevel, u_42words

gonna be a weird four years

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you're welcome ???

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ahh, reddit

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I WON!

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42 words about how "42" and "14" are totally different numbers

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An off-topic but 100% contextually relevant response to literally everybody in my inbox for the next twenty-four hours:

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Bonus FunFact™ - me making posts basically custom-made for, and that otherwise make an average of 100-10,000 fake internet points *in* subs I'm banned from feels exactly like having millions of dollars worth of currency in a country that doesn't exist any

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Nazis can fuck off. It feels weird to have to keep saying this.

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