Jizz

Top Chef- learning to plate

opiates

Shitty noodles on shitty plate with shitty selfmade sauce and some bonus shitty leftover miracoli cheese on top

shittyfoodporn

Chipped plate. Dollar pizza. Leftover rotisserie chicken shredded and soaked in BBQ sauce topped till habanero cheese... everything I thought it could be ! Oh ya... several 50/50 bourbon and gingers for inspiration; )

drunkencookery

Loading a Christmas tree directly on top of a brand new Focus RS with manufacturers plates

cars

"Honey, I can't reach the plates on the top shelf, can you help?" Would you lend a hand??

wifesharing

She needs help reaching the plates on the top shelf. Would you help her, or just fuck her?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Under this plain Jane in a bright flowery top is a girl waiting for her nipples to be sucked and bitten... Anyone want to step up to the plate? ;)

dykesgonewild

This Dutch license plate is juuuuust nearly the top Luigi's Mansion 3 fan

nintendo