Jizz

I think you're saying you wish I was taller. Could also be saying you wish I was pasta, Stretch Armstrong or Gumby. Either way, this is not how you want to say this!

OkCupid

Made a fake tongue out of gelatin for Halloween. I think the only appropriate name for this is "creepy pasta".

MakeupAddiction

this pasta is best for stroganoff

funny

[CAW] this is the weirdest copy pasta I've ever recieved.. (possibly NSFW.. Inappropriate language)

creepyPMs

This is no nuclear pasta

Boobies

This is me before the three plates of pasta I just ate ? [f]

PetiteGoneWild, FrankBank, u_whakadoodle

(sorry for greasy fingers but there's Olive oil on this dish) in Italy we have lots of different kind of pasta ans i found this so if this is not foodporn then i nothing is.

FoodPorn