Jizz

My boyfriend's nephew brought this worksheet home.. this is what kids are learning in school? (Could be NSFW..)

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How to improve the smell of your farts (kids, don't try this... adults, also don't try this.)

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Might have been pointed out already, but I find this a bit lazy. I realize this is a flash cartoon for kids, but still.

mylittlepony

Woke up to this on my front porch... God damn neighborhood kids..

funny

one of the kids I babysit traced her scissors.. this now hangs on their fridge.

funny

I don't know why this made me laugh. Don't they know kids use this site

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My little brother in 7th grade had an assignment to draw a wanted poster for a body part. While other kids drew hearts, kidneys, and brains, he drew this...

funny

Grandpa watched me playing this when I was a little kid: "Uh, honey. I don't think this is appropriate." [NSFW]

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[f][f] This is my first time posting! Be Gentle! Just kidding, more girl on girl for you guys and gals!

gonewild

As a 80's kid, this was my first celebrity crush ...

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Some nights, after putting kids to bed, I can't wait to get upstairs, so I get [F]ucked like this

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(F) this is what mommy wears when the kids are napping.

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So I look at my news feed and see this, right at the top staring me in the face. I understand it's a part of life, and you think it's cute when your kid does it fine, but I shouldn't have to see something like this on Facebook, it's disgusting.

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[male] I took this photo after a month of pilates and wanted to post it somewhere. I felt weird doing it on Facebook so I came here (no nudity). I was "the fat kid" in school and was almost 200lbs in 2001. I'm proud of this, even though it's not much.

gonewild

I took the kids to the zoo today... This is what we saw!

funny

[NSFW] Some kids drew this on the chalk board behind the slide up chalk board. Our professor apparently thought it best to not address it, so we sat through an entire 120 minute lecture like this.

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The walls at my work are decorated mostly by the drawings of a kid with autism. Usually they're of the likes of Spider-Man, Superman or Captain America, but this was his latest addition. [NSFW]

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[50/50] This badass kid owned 5 others like in the movies | Angry elephant stomps on a girl NSFW/L

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Client can't pay your invoice because their wife's sister's cat had to go to the vet or they haven't started making money from their product yet or they thought you were kidding about actually being paid for your work? I made this GIF for you to share wit

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Handing me a receipt in our Hotel room this afternoon. 41 years old, and three kids.

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Hope[f]ully my kids dont have this

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Fuck this. I spent too much money on tickets for my kid to not see Ariana in concert.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Fwd: This woman has a nice pair of kids

forwardsfromgrandma

Get a grip kid. This is the way the world works... oh wait!

vegan

For the guy I saw staring at me at the grocery store earlier while I was in my yoga clothes shopping with my kids...maybe he'll see this and know he's my fantasy tonight...[31F]

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Since you guys like trippy mosaics, my father had this Salvador Dali print hanging in our front room for years when I was a kid.

woahdude

Even I wanna [f]uck this photo ;) (I’m only kinda kidding)

altgonewild

College friend came over this afternoon again while her husband watched kids

Hotwife

Why do people do this to their kids???

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How’s this for 37 with two kids? Good luck girls ? (f)

gonewild, JustTheTop

After tons of supportive direct messages and a promise of a tribute video, Ive decided to go ahead and show you everything. Please be nice, this body has seen 3 kids. ? 46(F)

curvy

F32/5'6/154lbs/ this is what remains after 3 kids

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She just sent me this from the mall. 44 years old, 3 kids, and my dream girl.

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If she had three kids and STILL looks like this

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I may be 42 with 3 kids, but goddamn......I'm still killin' this shit ??

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Due to the rise of anti-vaxx parents, this child (who's too young for vaccines) got infected with measles from unvaccinated older kids of anti-vaxx parents. Fucking pieces of shit.

iamatotalpieceofshit

I may be nearly 44 with 3 kids, but goddamn....I'm still killin' this shit ? ?

gonewild30plus, u_goldmoonraker

When the kids are away, this mom likes to play ???

gonewild30plus, BigBabyJoFunHouse

Trashy. This is how it starts. Don’t do drugs kids. (NSFW)

chairsunderwater

[MMF] Both 21 year old college kids, trying to have some fun. This is the first time we’ve done this kinda thing.

NSFWBraids

Look at the the type of shit them bitches be eating in Africa! Thats why I aint never been back to that muthafucka! I was a kid/teenager when I went and this was the type of shit them bitches fed us! This was suppose to be a fancy place to! My uncle ate m

DogHoes

Ever since the neighbor's kid sprayed this weird mist in my face, ive been impossibly horny for him. this time im going to ask him to come over.

girlhypnosis

You have got to be kidding me. And this is how they are selling their clothes.

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