Jizz

Trying to influence the Sorting Hat

treatemright

Leaked nude of the Harry Potter sorting hat!

funny

I'm ready [f]or the sorting hat! Where would you put me?

GWNerdy

*OwO* the sorting hat screeched as it perched itself atop the half giant's twitching **wand**

DumbledickThe9th

The sorting hat sent me here.

tinydick

Just add a brim and you'll have the Sorting Hat

poop

Sad Draco Malfoy is a lil flaccid pony boy galloping thru the night with his lover the sorting hat

cospenis

Grown-up Hermione figured that the Sorting Hat choose a wrong house for her

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