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[Discussion] Just got this beauty from a friend. What's the most random thing someone's messaged you? (NSFW because it's a weird subject)

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[THANKS] Thank you!!! to ??? for the wonderful gifts!! I love them! Now I'll have to return the favour and keep the karma rolling. Check for my discussion / contest later. =D

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[Thanks] CampBenCh, your sex toys bring all the girls to the yard...

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[THANKS] SOOOO MUCH for the wonderful NSFW Contest winnings Quietly_Alice I received a gorgeous corset, a beautiful mask, and my favorite erotica The Beauty Series!

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[Thanks] A day late but with the utmost love. Thanks, mouthie, for this odd and wonderful effing book - and the mustache stickers are fantastic! This is what I'm doing tonight! THANK YOU!

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[THANKS] ahem.. a major thank you to cats_and_vibrators (seemingly appropriate username) for allowing me the opportunity to explore the world of nipple clamps. They work fantastically hehe

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[Thanks] to Musical_life for the NSFW kindle book!!! I look forward to reading it, just because I loved the title! Thank you!!

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[Thanks] to white_tiger for the awesome, albeit somewhat confusing car decal (my bro claimed it haha) and damnyoureloud for the beautiful laptop decal. My laptop looks a million times better :)

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NSFW [Thanks] to the wonderful, wonderful Matronix for the Mother's Day gift!! I thought I was excited about this weekend before - I mean, I'd be here with you guys, but I think I'm gonna be... tied up. ;)

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[Gifted][NSFW] Pandas_Mom, the rightful heir to the crown in PaganPirate's "King, Queen, Star" contest. Queen Honey Boo Boo simply must be redneckanized! <3

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[Thanks] fallingshoes and ? for the bag and bracelet. Now I'm ready for a day out on the town with my gals

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[Gifted] (Kaemii) It never ends. Envelopes lying in the dirt. Plastic hanging off the wire. Men reduced to generosity and kindness. I just want to go home and see my family.

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[Gifted] The war may be over, but the resistance lives on. ¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN! (cia1120, Rozzay, samantha_pants)

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[Gifted] CampBench & RoseCrayons for the NSFW Guess my receipt contest. Total was $75.41 and Camp was the closest and Rose is the random winner.

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[Gifted] Random wishlist: baconjedi80. Hope the kids(?) like them :)

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[Thanks] Random_Acts_Account for the.. um. Business massager. Yeah. (NSFW)

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[Thanks] Matronix for the (NSFW-ish?) stockings & Torch_Song for the makeup! <3

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[Thanks] CampBenCH for the NSFW gift!! Wish the BF wasn't 50 miles away right now, but we'll be trying it out as soon as we can! ^.^

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[Gifted] random roll, cupcakegiraffe--the reviews were great, hope you like it :)

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[Thanks] several people for the laser finger beams, the blackhead remover, and LION TAMING whip. :D Whoot!!

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[Gifted] G0ATLY my first NSFW gift :P because you remind me of the babe! the babe with the power!

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[Thanks] Oneiropticon for the Adult Toy Cleaner. It's been a lifesaver b/c honestly, post business time, the last thing I want to do is CLEAN haha (I'm the queen of tmi)

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[Thanks] scrumtrelescent for the mp3. Though the comment is slightly nsfw, haha.

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[Gifted] Happy birthday, the0therwhitemeat! I hope this helps you learn to cope with the giant elephant in the room. ♥ ya dilly!

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[Gifted] mouthie. Because http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0r8qyUDilo - not sure about the rest of the movie, but that alone is worth it. Happy cake day!

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[Gifted] dragonflyjen - Thank you for the smiles... hopefully this little item puts smiles on your face. Oh and must be used in conjuction with the tiara.

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[Gifted] Sqwirk - The winner of the 'Never Been Gifted NSFW' Contest!

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[Thanks] i_draw_dinosaurs for the Magic cards & sleeves for winning the RAoA art contest!

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[Gifted] I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Lets do it in the butt, okay... Enjoy some beads of the anal variety. I think I'm going to make this my thing. Yup, anal beads are going to be my

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[Gifted] cultural_infidel. I'll bring the pineapples, you bring the rum.

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[Thanks] pony_hawk for the neti pot, and vanillawafercaper for the neti salt! I'm going to test them out later and hopefully not drown myself.

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[Gifted] Tiger_Lily_x3 the other big winner from my nsfw contest! Thanks for adding the shipping info!

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Dear /u/Sknightx, you are absolutely crazy in the best way possible. [Thanks] sooooo very much for the Kelp, it's AMAAAZZING! I may never leave my room again. I love it!!!

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[Gifted] jbmach3. For the excellent NSFW CAH game, and because I made the last few seconds hilariously disturbing.

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[Thanks] Martell2707 for the best of the internet in a book (slight nsfw cover)

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[Thanks] OverlyApologeticGuy for the HP DVD, ImADudette for the Refresh cleaner, and cats_and_vibrators for the NSFW Lucid Dreams =) I love you guys.

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[Thanks] kerensky2202 for the GC! I tried to match the contest and make this NSFW but failed miserably.

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The Long Awaited Denver [Meetup] Album!

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[Thanks] Coolio23 for the Arctic Monkeys song, so here's a picture I drew of monkeys in the arctic.

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[Thanks] for the red mustache, fuckmeblind! Er...nevermind, it's actually naughty rope. In that case, OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH. I've been wanting this for forever <3 You're the best!

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[Thanks] fuckmeblind for the new toy! I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of scared to put them in my butt after reading the thoroughly amusing instructions/warnings.

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[Thanks] kerensky2202 for the NSFW item, and AlanBeforeTime for the new uke strings!

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[Thanks] for the bling, Kooazndood. You're the best middle of the night text buddy on earth. Barely NSFW.

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[Thanks] [NSFW] THANK YOU, Morefunnorule for the um.. Well, the item I have pictured here, minus the horns and stuff. I was being silly..

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[Thanks] dearest Morthy for the lovely bras, the chocolate tea and the space invaders lamp <3 <3 <3 <3

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[Thanks] book_worm526 for the first volume of the Sleaziest horror zine to ever exist.

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[Thanks]! I feel so bad, because I remember the gifted post... I don't remember who though, I'm so bad at life, thanks for the NSFW gift!!!

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[Thanks] scatteredloops for the NSFW gift! As you can see, Mr. Bacon was a little ambitious. Maybe he should have tried the smaller one first.

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[Gifted] PurrImacatpurpur for random roll and I figured I'd be the first to gift in this sub.

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[THANKS] Billy_the_Kid for the dick!

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[Thanks] to the ever so generous/u/mynthe for the cocktastic colouring book!

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[Thanks] for the 12 inch new toy, Hannfrank! I can't wait to try it out later tonight. Too bad the useable length is only 6 inches.

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[NSFW] German police covering up left wing violence against AfD. These are his injuries from being brutally beaten. Two random witnesses who rescued him confirmed he was brutally beaten. Now police lie and claim he "fell" and refuse to release the footage

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