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Signing The Guest Book

downblouse

I'm not sure these were the type of birthday wishes my mum was hoping for when she bought my 18th guest book...

funny

Showing an Open House today and someone signed this in the guest book

pics

Hello! Thanks for looking, feel free to sign the guest book or send a filthy pm or a witty joke.

penis

When you're at the Prongles site and try to sign the guest book, but they remind you of last year's Holiday Hole instead...

cardsagainsthumanity

If I knew the hotel room I snuck into got re-booked to a new guest, I never would have entered in the first place.

FemdomMatriarchy

Interesting, dark art-history book reference (2014) regarding a three-time JRE guest. Book is by a current phd/professor, please don't burn the library!

JoeRogan, Harvard

It's my job to provide a different type of 'room service'. I can either be rented out for an hour or booked for your entire stay! Most guest love abusing me in the lobby. Some female guests enjoy punishing my body while others make me stand naked outside

FantasyIsland