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The next step - Peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches on crumpets!

The next step - Peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches on crumpets!

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The Complete Fruit Cookbook: complete with nude drawings (NSFW?)

The Complete Fruit Cookbook: complete with nude drawings (NSFW?)

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who the hell *came* up with this?? [MAYBE NSFW]

who the hell *came* up with this?? [MAYBE NSFW]

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The original Hot Pocket

The original Hot Pocket

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Hosted "Dinner Party" this weekend. Here was the menu:

Hosted "Dinner Party" this weekend. Here was the menu:

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Our friend roasted a pig the raised for 4th of July

Our friend roasted a pig the raised for 4th of July

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Spent the summer in Andalucia. Used ingredients from the local market to make a regional

Spent the summer in Andalucia. Used ingredients from the local market to make a regional speciality - Paella!

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Mighty bacon lord, I present to you the bacon and cheese sushi!

Mighty bacon lord, I present to you the bacon and cheese sushi!

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To the girl who wondered why Murica doesn't have frozen mango on a stick.

To the girl who wondered why Murica doesn't have frozen mango on a stick.

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My interpretation of the famous Chik-Fil-A Sammich.(NSFW)

My interpretation of the famous Chik-Fil-A Sammich.(NSFW)

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Fresh duck, straight from the Jungles of Panama

Fresh duck, straight from the Jungles of Panama

Cooking, food

Roommates and I decided to finally make some Shooter sandwiches. This is almost NSFW

Roommates and I decided to finally make some Shooter sandwiches. This is almost NSFW due to the amount of flavor.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year...

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

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FRAGRANT CHICKEN & CASHEW NUT CURRY I felt like an exotic Asian dish and

FRAGRANT CHICKEN & CASHEW NUT CURRY I felt like an exotic Asian dish and I found this Far East chicken and cashew curry with jasmin rice. Now this is not one of those heavy curries with loads of sauce. It had just enough to coat the.. Get the full rec

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Ran out of meet so we decided to try the head.

Ran out of meet so we decided to try the head.

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Ran out of meat so we decided to try the head

Ran out of meat so we decided to try the head

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I can't be the only one who has noticed this. NSFW

I can't be the only one who has noticed this. NSFW

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My sister messed up on the icing of this cake now it look like a bukkake cake

My sister messed up on the icing of this cake now it look like a bukkake cake

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These were, by far, the most popular sandwiches at my friend's party. And no one

These were, by far, the most popular sandwiches at my friend's party. And no one thought they smelled "fishy." Possibly NSFW.

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Not a bad way to wake up in the morning. [NSFW]

Not a bad way to wake up in the morning. [NSFW]

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Not a bad way to wake up in the morning. [NSFW]

Not a bad way to wake up in the morning. [NSFW]

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Dicks for breakfast anyone? (Made b-fast 4 the roommate)

Dicks for breakfast anyone? (Made b-fast 4 the roommate)

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Wife is out of the house for the day... decided to get a little dirty... NSFW

Wife is out of the house for the day... decided to get a little dirty... NSFW

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Risky purchase of the day?

Risky purchase of the day?

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The restaurant I work for caters a huge Gala every year. This year, the main features

The restaurant I work for caters a huge Gala every year. This year, the main features was four 7-foot smoked alligators!

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Making some gingerbread for the festive season.

Making some gingerbread for the festive season.

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The infamous prickly chayote.

The infamous prickly chayote.

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Might not be as sexy as some, but the best tasting buns I've ever had...

Might not be as sexy as some, but the best tasting buns I've ever had...

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[NSFL] The superbly most disgusting skin.

[NSFL] The superbly most disgusting skin.

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This was for real served to me for dessert. I didn't rotate the plate or the photo.

This was for real served to me for dessert. I didn't rotate the plate or the photo.

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The Perfect Cut. BLT, Extra B

The Perfect Cut. BLT, Extra B

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I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT AND EFFORT BUT PLEASE TAKE SOME COOKING LESSONS OR JUST

I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT AND EFFORT BUT PLEASE TAKE SOME COOKING LESSONS OR JUST ORDER FAST FOOD FROM NOW ON!1!1!!!!

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New post tomatoinc images albums gallery profile favorites messages settings logout

New post tomatoinc images albums gallery profile favorites messages settings logout Next Post THATS CONT*MINATED MFERING FOOD NOW!!! (THIS HAPPENED LAST YEAR BUT I JUST NOW THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR A MEME)

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I EAT HEALTHY FOOD ALL THE D*MN TIME OK

I EAT HEALTHY FOOD ALL THE D*MN TIME OK

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[COOKOFF] I PAYED FOR FOOD SO NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT IN HERE!!!

[COOKOFF] I PAYED FOR FOOD SO NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT IN HERE!!!

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ON SALE FOR $14 PLUS THERE'S A FOOD COURT NEXT DOOR, M-FERS

ON SALE FOR $14 PLUS THERE'S A FOOD COURT NEXT DOOR, M-FERS

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ON SALE FOR $14 PLUS THERE'S A FOOD COURT NEXT DOOR MFERS

ON SALE FOR $14 PLUS THERE'S A FOOD COURT NEXT DOOR MFERS

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YOU MFERS STAY AWAY FROM MY BREAKFAST FOOD

YOU MFERS STAY AWAY FROM MY BREAKFAST FOOD

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The best Orange Chicken you ever have seen! [Homemade]

The best Orange Chicken you ever have seen! [Homemade]

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The, probably best looking, Orange Chicken ever [homemade]

The, probably best looking, Orange Chicken ever [homemade]

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[THXGIVING] I DONT WANT THE FOOD TO GO TO WAIST!!!!!

[THXGIVING] I DONT WANT THE FOOD TO GO TO WAIST!!!!!

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White skillet pizza w/ egg in the middle.

White skillet pizza w/ egg in the middle.

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Cumming soon to the Food Network! [Recipes inside]

Cumming soon to the Food Network! [Recipes inside]

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IN THE END, IT'S GAS STATION FOOD MFER

IN THE END, IT'S GAS STATION FOOD MFER

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THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT IN FAST FOOD RESTROOMS LIKE COME ON YOU AREN'T A LITTLE

THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT IN FAST FOOD RESTROOMS LIKE COME ON YOU AREN'T A LITTLE KID ANYMORE CLEAN UP AFTER URSELF, AM I RIGHT BROTHERS?

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LEMME BUY FOOD IN PEACE MFER

LEMME BUY FOOD IN PEACE MFER

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[misc] You've heard of pot pies. You've heard of pumpkin pies. Now I present the

[misc] You've heard of pot pies. You've heard of pumpkin pies. Now I present the ingredients for a pumpkin pot pie. Adult themed, hence the nsfw tag.

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It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for

It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for all my baked treats! It's that special, secret ingredient that keeps 'em coming back for more!

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[Homemade] My boss made me vegetarian osechi for New Years Day! Osechi is the traditional

[Homemade] My boss made me vegetarian osechi for New Years Day! Osechi is the traditional Japanese meal eaten on New Years Day and can resemble bento boxes!

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Starting the day right

Starting the day right

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I tried the coffee one :)

I tried the coffee one :)

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Squirting out the candles, challenge accepted ???

Squirting out the candles, challenge accepted ???

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Making the marinade for my popular chicken dish. Herbs, spices and fresh precum.

Making the marinade for my popular chicken dish. Herbs, spices and fresh precum. Marinade overnight in fridge. Then pour marinade into skillet and sear chicken 7 1/2min on either side, top with freshly jerked jizz and serve w/ rice and veggies.

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