Jizz

Stretch Armstrong

Balls

I think you're saying you wish I was taller. Could also be saying you wish I was pasta, Stretch Armstrong or Gumby. Either way, this is not how you want to say this!

OkCupid

I'm Stretch Armstrong. AMA!

jockswithoutcocks

Stretch Armstrong

FuckedUpTits

Stretch Armstrong

u_curious-costanza, MassiveCock

My son's Stretch Armstrong, four hours after opening it....

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