Jizz

[50/50] Me holding my semen (NSFW) | Me holding leftover starch after making pasta

FiftyFifty

Penis mcbutthole penis. in my butthole. i like capricorn starch

FearMe

What are these people doing with that corn starch?

funny

That porn-starch (Red Lantern #28)

comicbooks

So I learned you can make ballistics gel with corn starch. Didn't think this I'd end up with this. Still going to shoot it with my airsoft UMP.

funny

Can’t find the starch

Freckled

Starch mask cream

LucieWildeIsRetarded

Can’t find the starch

datbuttfromthefront

Can’t feel the starch

SoFuckable

Laundry - must be the starch that makes me so stiff...this machine vibrates with ferocity too...

ladybonersgw

I was making fresh pasta and forgot to take the pot off the heat while rolling out a second round of noodles. The starch burned into a horrifying gelatinous honeycomb mass that turned my gut to clean.

trypophobia

According to the Starch Cube Guildlines:

worldpolitics

Has two men with starch white gloves snap albinbunny68

cuteasfuckbutclothed

Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts with such anxiety that I take her aside to ask what is wrong. She is most fearful of igniting the flammable starches and Reckitt's Blue in her pinafore gown. I suggest a sol

gonewanton

[F]un ewith domestic chores. Do I need starch to make it stiff?

gonewild