Jizz

At first I figured Changelings were a hivemind sort of thing. All completely identical, pretty insect-like in general, ruled by a queen, etc. But then I noticed this while re-watching: Changelings have ranking officers? They get hats?

mylittlepony

Trying to influence the Sorting Hat

treatemright

Leaked nude of the Harry Potter sorting hat!

funny

What is this...some sort of hat?

CrohnsDisease

I'm ready [f]or the sorting hat! Where would you put me?

GWNerdy

*OwO* the sorting hat screeched as it perched itself atop the half giant's twitching **wand**

DumbledickThe9th

The sorting hat sent me here.

tinydick

Just add a brim and you'll have the Sorting Hat

poop

Thanks for sorting be new! ? Hope you like hats!

AsiansGoneWild, gonewild

Sad Draco Malfoy is a lil flaccid pony boy galloping thru the night with his lover the sorting hat

cospenis

Grown-up Hermione figured that the Sorting Hat choose a wrong house for her

harrypotterporn, rule34