Jizz

my b[f] actually called me while im on vacation with friends to yell at me for "not checking in enough"...sorry that just makes me want to do something b.a.d.

gonewild

While staying at a motel in Kentucky I was woken up in the middle of the night to girls yelling out side. I look out my window to see a car of drunk girls with the driver buck naked. (sorry for low quality i didn't want them to see me taking a photo)

pics

DOES ANYONE WANNA BE MY SNAPCHAT BUDDY?! OH AND HAPPY MOTHAFUCKING EASTER. SORRY FOR YELLING AT EVERYONE.

ladybonersgw

Walking away from your own body is a strange feeling. I looked back to see my body yelling at me while security was restraining it. I’m so sorry Emma, but your body feels like it was made for me. I gave a little wave and kept walking.

bodyswap

Emma Watson insists that I should stay virgin before marraige. When I asked her why does she then find a new bull every night, she got angry and slapped me, yelling/explaining that it's different for pretty girls. Sorry, Emma.

CelebCucking, u_GangbeatsFR

I’m sorry for yelling, but.. HOW PRETTY ARE THESE?! ?

fishnets