Jizz

[f]or those who don't know about the itty-bitty Smuckers containers

treesgonewild

On the discount rack at the grocery store I work at. Who at Smuckers thought this was a good idea?

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With a name like Smuckers it has to be absolutely haram

ImGoingToHellForThis

I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

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