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TIL; there's a finite amount of guards in each city. Gotta kill 'em all.

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So I was trying out a new shout and the guards didn't like it... not sure if last pic is NSFW....

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[NSFW] - Guards just go for it

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Caught me off guard as I was passing through. I guess he really is a Dark Elf lover at heart!

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When guards do drugs (x-post from WTF)

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I installed a mod that warns about a bug with guards dropping armor. I wasn't prepared for this.

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[NSFW] Aggressively modded Skyrim, saw no difference but for a huge drop in FPS. Oh, and the guards have schlongs

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The dragonborn likes guards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[NSFW] Keep the guards confused and they'll never figure me out

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Found a dead guard and wanted to put him in a comfier position, guess he's happy in the afterlife.

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