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After only a few short weeks of stem cell research, they finally got it right..........

After only a few short weeks of stem cell research, they finally got it right.......... [NSFW]

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My drunken husband decided it would be a good idea to wear my maids outfit. Luckily

My drunken husband decided it would be a good idea to wear my maids outfit. Luckily my friend and I managed to stop him short of wearing the matching crotchless panties. Slightly NSFW

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Having just bought some bike shorts...gonna have to get used to looking like this.

Having just bought some bike shorts...gonna have to get used to looking like this.

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Who loves short shorts [NSFW:Gore]

Who loves short shorts [NSFW:Gore]

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"Massacre at the Interactive Water Art Fountain" short story

"Massacre at the Interactive Water Art Fountain" short story

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Grocery shopping topless and in jean short shorts!!! [NSFW]

Grocery shopping topless and in jean short shorts!!! [NSFW]

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Wow Short Skirt Near Yokohama School. How Did School Let Her Pass?? NSFW

Wow Short Skirt Near Yokohama School. How Did School Let Her Pass?? NSFW

funny, AsianHotties, randomsexiness, Upskirt

I bought some new Bike Shorts, and the padding is in the exact shape of what the

I bought some new Bike Shorts, and the padding is in the exact shape of what the shorts are meant to protect.

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So I bought my friend a t-shirt for his Bday, got this email shortly after...

So I bought my friend a t-shirt for his Bday, got this email shortly after...

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"Order up! Short stack, extra dick!"

"Order up! Short stack, extra dick!"

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Remember the "How to make a penis out of a towel" video? Well this was

Remember the "How to make a penis out of a towel" video? Well this was the pic I sent my roommates shortly after watching it.

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Denim shorts, doing it right.

Denim shorts, doing it right.

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Go home shorts, you are drunk.

Go home shorts, you are drunk.

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If you are tempted to cross dress I would suggest some tighter shorts underneath

If you are tempted to cross dress I would suggest some tighter shorts underneath that skirt.....

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Shortly after this was taken, I was kicked in the groin, screamed at to leave, and

Shortly after this was taken, I was kicked in the groin, screamed at to leave, and 911 was called and hung up on. (A late happy NYE!)

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Got into a drunken conversation about tattoos with the guy urinating next to me in

Got into a drunken conversation about tattoos with the guy urinating next to me in a bar. Shortly after he revealed this beauty...

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Birth control Review- Short and to the point (NSFW)

Birth control Review- Short and to the point (NSFW)

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As a girl with a short torso, long neck, and an ass that won't quit, this is how

As a girl with a short torso, long neck, and an ass that won't quit, this is how I feel in a bikini...

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He forget his compression shorts that day

He forget his compression shorts that day

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Buying new shorts

Buying new shorts

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I thought I was a little short handed lately [NSFW]

I thought I was a little short handed lately [NSFW]

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After seeing the "Hiking in yoga shorts and sports bras" post on my front

After seeing the "Hiking in yoga shorts and sports bras" post on my front page... [nsfw]

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This explains my erections shortly after eating at Taco Bell!

This explains my erections shortly after eating at Taco Bell!

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If you listen really carefully, you can hear the shorts screaming.

If you listen really carefully, you can hear the shorts screaming.

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At what point do shorts just become underwear?

At what point do shorts just become underwear?

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Tip: Don't wear cycling shorts if you're a paedophile.

Tip: Don't wear cycling shorts if you're a paedophile.

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My 5 year old daughter wanted to see what the uniform was for people who work at

My 5 year old daughter wanted to see what the uniform was for people who work at UPS. I had a difficult time explaining the booty shorts.

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Gettin' some ass as a tall man with a short gf

Gettin' some ass as a tall man with a short gf

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Those shorts look fine

Those shorts look fine

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My 15 year olds sister shows up on a plus 30°C day, wearing the shortest shorts

My 15 year olds sister shows up on a plus 30°C day, wearing the shortest shorts I've ever seen........ :-/

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As a 6'5" (195cm) guy, hitting on short girls

As a 6'5" (195cm) guy, hitting on short girls

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"Figrin plays the kloo like a Jedi Master, but as a band leader he's just short

"Figrin plays the kloo like a Jedi Master, but as a band leader he's just short of the dark side." [NSFW]

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Someone should be able to tell when shorts are too short

Someone should be able to tell when shorts are too short

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Came across this hussy while shopping for a short dog sweater.

Came across this hussy while shopping for a short dog sweater.

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(NSFW) It's, it's not that short.

(NSFW) It's, it's not that short.

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Why cyclists wear black shorts

Why cyclists wear black shorts

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Looking for running shorts on Amazon

Looking for running shorts on Amazon

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Dear passengers, please be patient, the journey will continue shortly...

Dear passengers, please be patient, the journey will continue shortly...

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Life is a beautiful Thing Really short animation, interesting to watch this little

Life is a beautiful Thing Really short animation, interesting to watch this little guy all the way up until the end. There is a little NSFW moment, but it's nothing terrible so be warned.

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Cheap Target shorts in hot weather. Black dye rubbed off on my thighs. [might be

Cheap Target shorts in hot weather. Black dye rubbed off on my thighs. [might be NSFW, underpants]

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My sister found these lovely shorts at our thrift store today.

My sister found these lovely shorts at our thrift store today.

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Stupid short arms

Stupid short arms

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These workout shorts on Amazon..

These workout shorts on Amazon..

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Basketball shorts

Basketball shorts

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Thanks Amazon. Just the running shorts please.

Thanks Amazon. Just the running shorts please.

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Spider-Man your....uh....you should probably wear some shorts with that outfit.

Spider-Man your....uh....you should probably wear some shorts with that outfit.

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[NSFW] short of gift ideas?

[NSFW] short of gift ideas?

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Why shorts are risky to wear in college

Why shorts are risky to wear in college

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Short Star Wars

Short Star Wars

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My buddy gave me these shorts, I didn't realize this until the cashier asked what

My buddy gave me these shorts, I didn't realize this until the cashier asked what was on my shorts. (NSFW)

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Scottish Superman's career was quite short

Scottish Superman's career was quite short

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Why bicycle shorts are black

Why bicycle shorts are black

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A short history on the evolution of the Evony Ad

A short history on the evolution of the Evony Ad

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A short comic I made today.

A short comic I made today.

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The attention to detail on this baby shower cake is nothing short of shocking.

The attention to detail on this baby shower cake is nothing short of shocking.

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Just chillin in shorts and...

Just chillin in shorts and...

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Went on boat with some new friends today. Caught my shorts on the ladder within 30

Went on boat with some new friends today. Caught my shorts on the ladder within 30 minutes. Spent rest of day like this.

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Someone commented telling her to take a closer look at the pic. She deleted it shortly

Someone commented telling her to take a closer look at the pic. She deleted it shortly after

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