Jizz

Not the sharpest outline, but here's me in my regular jeans.

CockOutline

"Bernie Sanders draws sharpest contrast with Cliton yet"

politics

/b/tard isn't the sharpest tool in the thread

4chan

Waifu2x + MadVR = The Sharpest Hentai will Get [Tenioha! Onnanoko datte Honto wa Ecchi Da yo?]

hentai

[B/S] Not the sharpest

taboocaptions

the sharpest tool

brownandbumpy

Tyler's not the sharpest hunk of cheese.

interestingasfuck

Nope, you're both wrong, THIS is the sharpest knife.

oddlysatisfying

Sharpest points of intrigue for a special someone

chastity

The One With The Sharpest Fangs Wins!

AnimeFeet

Tungsten needles are supposed to be the sharpest objects ever made....second to only therealtobywong's nipples ?

u_therealtobywong, AreolasGW

Barely crashed a jetski. Found the sharpest piece of jagged plastic on the way down.

Injury

Barely crashed a jetski. Found the sharpest piece of plastic on the way down.

wince

One with Sharpest Fangs [Killing Bites]

HookingHentai

Your friends girlfriend insnt the sharpest bulb in the box

CheatingCaptions, CheatingSluts, Hotwifecaption, ilovesluts

Sharpest tool in shed

funnybecausepenis

The sweetest kittens, have the sharpest claws.

u_blacktattoomika, bigtiddygothgf, BigBoobsGW, hugeboobs, piercednipples, NaughtyWives, GoBoobs, u_plagueofthew0rld, OnlyFans101, Onlyfans_Promo, OnlyFansPromotions, STAWG

She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

taboocaptions

What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

AdultConnect_usa, AdultConnect_uk

What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

AdultConnect_uk

They always look the sharpest as soon as I wake up

HipBones, Pulldown, u_bonynon1985

Not the sharpest pic...but a nice one of the wife

Slut