Jizz

The Met Office forecasts the most severe weather warning for the UK this week (possibly NSFW)

funny

breaking: huge damage from severe weather system over auckland; victims lying prone in the street

auckland

Weather(m)an is expecting several inches...

gonewild, ladybonersgw

I'm not a weather girl, but I'm hoping for several inches! Let me [rate] what you've got!

Sexsells

The weather is warming up, maybe we should too. I have several tiers of gfe and I'm doing sexting shows tonight! [kik] [gfe]

Kiksnapsales