Jizz

Yesterday was my birthday and I went to bed alone. This guy was really sad, he really wanted to be inside someone :(

penis

Title on /r/aww: 'Nobody Came To His Birthday Party.' To be fair, I'd be pretty sad if Nobody came to mine too.

weakfags

I'm not sad, I wasn't dumped, and it's not my birthday. I just want to get naked and read filthy detailed things

gonewildcurvy

I'm not sad, I wasn't dumped, and it's not my birthday. I just want to get naked and read [f]ilthy things

gonewild, GoneWildSmiles, gonewildcurvy

It's my birthday and I have no one to give me birthday oral and sex. Sad days. [F]

gonewild

People paying a camgirl to show her butthole are rude and don't say happy birthday! SAD!

ChoosingBeggars

Happy (19th) birthday to me! Sad to leave r/gonewild18 :( any other subreddits you guys think I should post in?

CaptaiinDaddy, Gonewild18

Sadly, this dad is spending his birthday all alone at work... Who wants to cum distract me?!?!

mangonewild, BonersInPublic

Anyone have some cake for this sad birthday boy

foreskin

I’ll sadly be working the night of my birthday ? Take a shot for me on the 18th! [F]

workgonewild

Feeling lost lately, no family, overlooked on birthdays and holidays, overworked and sad. Feeling dark and depressed inside, I don’t like this side of me.

ddlg

Its my birthday, and im sad because im at base and not at home. help me have fun and feed me the best stuff you have

jobuds

[F]or all you who celebrated your Birthday in isolation like Sad Cake Cat. I [F]eel you.

worldpolitics

(F) Happy birthday to me! Sadly there was no birthday sex this year

gonewild

I always feel flattered, but also sad, when a new client books me for his birthday

SexWorkers

Sadly had to rub one out on my birthday

DickPics4Freedom

Turned 19 today. Sadly spending it all alone at home. Well happy birthday to me!

2000sGirls