Jizz

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha can easily eclipse Google [FIXED / RETORT / NSFW]

technology

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha can easily eclipse Google [RETORT / NSFW]

technology

This actually just happened.

retorted

I just HAD to ... Couldn't help it. Sorry, buddy.

retorted, funny

I teach college. Told students today that it is fun to be in your 30s. They laughed at me. I retort with THIS.

pics

Pringles

facebook, retorted

That was not even Sam ... we all have friends like that

retorted

Retort

girlsinyogapants

Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were [f]inished. Well, allow me to retort.

gonewild

V: retort to anal bleaching (only if followed by F :-)

nsfw

In response to the woman's response to the "why I'm glad to be a man ” post, I retort with this.

funny

Worst best friend...

retorted

I did not know how to properly respond to his retort.... (nsfw: language)

AdviceAnimals

Her usual retort is that she is a 'Fitness Model'

cringepics

Savage retort from a Tumblr shitlord

OffensiveSpeech

Not-so-witty black man makes a jaw dropping retort! Hilarity ensues!

thatHappened

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I'd rape her

SmallDickHumiliation

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I might rape her

SmallDickHumiliation

“How the hell do you walk in these things?” I said with my gf’s soft voice. “Why did you insist on wearing them anyway...” She retorted from my body, “you knew we’d be walking a lot!” I looked down and did a cute little shuffle. “Because they’re sexy! And

bodyswap

A quite witty retort to the hackneyed phrase, "You must be fun at parties."

iamverysmart

Redditor gets some flak for using the n-word, retorts with "kill yourself pussy"

FragileWhiteRedditor