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So, I gave in and made a NSFW list, but while I was browsing amazon, I came across this and had to share, hahaha.

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[Discussion] Oh Debauchery Fairy? I searched Amazon for women's canes. I was not disappointed. Canes, vibrators and deodorant. NSFW?

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[Discussion] HoverZoom when I scroll over "How To Buy From Amazon Wishlist" link on sidebar. Found it funny and sexy. . .

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[Thanks] splott for the Little Box of Smut word magnets! [NSFW]

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[Discussion] Just got this beauty from a friend. What's the most random thing someone's messaged you? (NSFW because it's a weird subject)

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[Gifted] jean1992 for winning my Amazon wish list contest. This was awesome too because I always try to buy from peoples NSFW wishlist. So enjoy! RAWR! (post is sfw)

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[Gifted](homeallday)NSFW A trio of playthings for you and your hubby to enjoy!

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[Gifted] ReisaD Winner of my NSFW contest (and for having one of the most badass NSFW wish lists I've seen).

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[Thanks] Nova1 <3 This thing needs it's own bedroom. Definitely bigger than the Amazon picture entails! NSFW

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[Gifted] One last Random Roll gives...scethao? Well, alright...but something NSFW this time ;)

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[Gifted] Another Random choice: iloveyourpenis. A NSFW gift in honor of your name! It was marked as highest priority...

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[THANKS] The most SFW pic of my NSFW gift from Morthy!! I love you guys!!!!

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[Gifted] April M. , Angela L., Kristal G. Because I forgot User names ( and one of these gifts is NSWF )

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[Gifted] nessaquik, because I have to start somewhere. Games were discussed, so two types of games are en route. One is slightly more NSFW than the other.

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[Gifted]Winner of my NSFW contest, Draco_Dormiens!

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[gifted] homeallday gift 8 of 8. Manny let me buy the last gift for you with my little money. NSFW. They didn't cost a lot of money but I hope you and your hubby like them ;)

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[Thanks] I received these portal panties shortly after the excellent portal socks, but didn't get a good picture of them until now... Too cute! [NSFW]

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[THANKS] ahem.. a major thank you to cats_and_vibrators (seemingly appropriate username) for allowing me the opportunity to explore the world of nipple clamps. They work fantastically hehe

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[THANKS] a ginormous thanks to Sailorgirl231 for the awesome compilation of birthday presents. CONFESSION: I actually own this rabbit vibe already but I like it so much I wanted to have a back-up haha. Also, it might just be me, but I'm pretty sure it has

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[Thanks][NSFW] To Matronix for my super luxurious new panties. Haven't owned a non-Target piece of underwear in years. These sure beat Hanes! Don't be afraid to open the link, I'm not about to subject anyone to my 55-yo ass in bikini undies. lol

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[Thanks] Matronix, I FEEL VIOLENTLY SEXY NAU. (ignoring lack of makeup, enjoy the lingire)

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[Gifted] CampBench & RoseCrayons for the NSFW Guess my receipt contest. Total was $75.41 and Camp was the closest and Rose is the random winner.

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[Gifted] Random wishlist: baconjedi80. Hope the kids(?) like them :)

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[Gifted] Gemcitytiffany for being one of my favorite people and for losing my contest

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[Gifted] glanmiregirl quasi-randomly

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[Gifted] chemcalfarmr for all of the early gifting you did this morning. Have a little NSFW fun.

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[Gifted] Five random rolls for Friday (destinyisntfree, Vaguely_Saunter, a03firefly, silenceforsilence, PerforatingVixen)

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[Thanks] Random_Acts_Account for the.. um. Business massager. Yeah. (NSFW)

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[Gifted] random roll, cupcakegiraffe--the reviews were great, hope you like it :)

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[Gifted] To my new little sister Margalicious, because this is totally the type of thing I would buy a real little sister. NSFW

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[Gifted] konnichiwa--one for each of the girls, so they don't have to share. From pony_hawk, qwil and qizi

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[Gifted] ChemcalFarmr - Something of the NSFW variety - Thank you for being you these past few weeks. You've really meant a lot to me.

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[Gifted] Jojewels92, for her vast knowledge of glass toys of the nsfw variety

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[Gifted] nahcabmA because it's my birthday and I'll gift if I want too. No so random of a roll and [NSFW]

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[Gifted] watsoned. Oo-de-lally! One of my favorite childhood memories.

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[Gifted] Winner of NSFW Contest Details in Comments [NSFW]

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[Gifted] winner of my nsfw book contest via random number picked by RQ0.... rosie__ enjoy!!

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[Thanks] Matronix for the lube!!!! Here is a picture of me using my lube in action!

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[Gifted] Random wishlist: toothfairy32

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[Gifted] Random wishlist: crazytalkingsandwich

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[Gifted] I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Lets do it in the butt, okay... Enjoy some beads of the anal variety. I think I'm going to make this my thing. Yup, anal beads are going to be my

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[Gifted] Geek2TheBone. Amazon won't let me gift you Scribblenauts, so here's the next best thing.

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[Gifted] bridget1989, blarglznoflo, purebredginger, & quick_quip_whip! Winners of my back to work contest!

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[Gifted] Nosebleedx for being my random list. Every gal needs some cute undies!

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[Discussion?] I don't think that's what that is Amazon... possibly NSFW-ish.

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[Thanks] Coolio23 for the Arctic Monkeys song, so here's a picture I drew of monkeys in the arctic.

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[Thanks] Stefanienee for the book. I am a fan of activities.

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[Thanks] TinyTwist for the song! Here's a picture of me talking to a girl out of my league.

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[Thanks] maaneeack for the f**king Box of Obscenities (NSFW language)

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[Gifted] /u/MsLT cuz I like your style :) This is one of my favorite [NSFW] things.

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[Gifted] playhertwo, for winning my TROGDOR!!! contest! One of these will help with the burninating.

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[Thanks] mamallama for "Ain't It Fun"! So I drew a picture of a llama having fun!

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[Gifted] pinalope4real, you gotta have one of these! Also, Happy Birthday!

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[THANKS] SO MUCH RIGHTFOOTED GLOVE!!!! I think all of these are from you... and some of them are NSFW thank you!!!!

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[Thanks] [NSFW] This is either from faithnna or a random gifter

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[Thanks] allergictoapples, it is because of you, that I am able to retire so many of my VHS tapes. What are you watching? Children's programming. ANY OTHER QUOTE WOULD BE NSFW :(

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[Thanks] to ..... someone for this very personal gift of an adult nature - and no clue who it is from...

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[GIFTED] NSFW random roll for /u/batfacecatface, /u/flavorbaby13, and /u/teddydragonbear. :-)

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[Gifted] All_Things_Cocoa random because i feel like it

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[Gifted] DreyHI a gallon of butter scented lube

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