Jizz

Redditor zYkN (xpost r/aww), saving puppies and stealing my heart.

MilitaryMen

[50/50] A puppy steals an American Flag prompting a fst man in a wheelchair to chase him through a crowded movie set | The man with the longest dick in the world getting jerked off by George Takei on the Howard Stern Show. (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, WTF, circlejerk, howardstern, The_Donald, conspiracy, EnoughInternet

[50/50] A fully mobile cow that's missing its face (NSFW/L) | Little baby sneaks up on a puppy and surprises it with a hug; then steals its toy.

FiftyFifty, WTF

[50/50] Woman sneak attacks a guy with a kick to the balls (Not-NSFW) | Puppy steals a thanksgiving turkey 3 sizes bigger than him

FiftyFifty