Jizz

Protip: Belts make good makeshift collars for your threesomes

collared

Protip: Always wear sunscreen :(

ladybonersgw

ProTip: Before shooting your cumload all over her face, be sure to get her off any nice furniture. (GIF)

FacialFun, facesofdisgust

Protip Redditors: When buying denim shorts make sure the bottoms edges are frayed! This girl is lucky she just got off with a misdemeanor.

CandidFashionPolice

Protip Reddit: Never use safety scissors to turn jeans into shorts! (2 Pics)

CandidFashionPolice

protip: do not drop those.

Bondage

protip: Reddit is no good for researching tropical diseases

screenshots

Protip: I'm [F]airly awful at baking. Album in comments

gonewild, polkadotgirls

ProTip: Lagoon CTF Strat Guaranteed 6-0 wins

shittytitanfall

Protip: masks bring the freak out

GaybrosGoneWild

Protip: don't try to stop a model plane with your hand.

pics, WTF, radiocontrol

Protip: if you add a bit of goat cheese to your drunk nachos, you will be very happy

drunkencookery

Protip: plan out your [v]erification sign to prevent spelling mistakes

ladybonersgw

ProTip: Get clean before getting dirty

chesthairporn

Protip: Marry A Busty Blonde

WeddingsGoneWild

ProTip: Don't drink Bill Cosby's egg nog

XMasBabes

Protip: Eat Her Like That (xpost from /r/tumblr_nsfw_gifs)

NSFW_SEXY_GIF, tumblr_nsfw_gifs

Protip: you don't HAVE to look like garbage at Wal-Mart.

traps

Protip: you don't HAVE to look like garbage at Wal-Mart.

traps

Protip, wear sunscreen. [F]

gonewild

Protip

feet

PROTIP: Don't [f]uck in a forest unless you want lots of bug bites

gonewild

PROTIP: Maintain a firm grip on the tip.

u_hornydecisions, foreskin

Protip: almost everyone looks ten times hotter doing this pose (f)

gonewild, HDPornGif

Protip: Post NSFW content so you are guaranteed a ban

thanosdidnothingwrong

PROTIP - This does not work.

chastity

PROTIP - This does not work.

GayKink

Protip: You can just cover your face with a photoediting software

MassiveCock

Protip: Senran Kagura Reflexion allows an extra revealing outfit in diorama mode when certain outfits are equipped (details in comments)

senrankagura

Protip: You can use a rectangular tile from home depot as a base for suction cup toys!

Sissies

Protip: Zoom by 125% and its like I'm actually right in front of you. (f)

gonewild

Protip: when you're in bed get to sleep. I've been conditioned to get horny a[f] and it's keeping me up at night

gonewild

Protip: If you ever see a girl looking at you like this it means she wants to have sex with you.

TinyTits

Protip: Keep fuckmeat in your sauna if you feel like masturbating

fuckmeat

Protip: the symptoms for embarrassment are almost identical to the ones for arousal. [embarrassed] [public] [flashing] [photo] [girlfriend]

xxxcaptions

protip: reuse your T syringes to make a diy suction pump to beef up your little dick ?

FtMPorn

Protip: most of the time when someone says this they have a crush on you now. [flirt]

VanillaCaptions

Protip: Rimming helps drain all his cum ?? [F]

GWCouples, cumsluts, u_TheDudeGuy29, cumonchests

Protip: Rimming helps drain all his cum ?? [F]

amateurcumsluts, cumfetish, cumsluts, cumonchests

Protip: zinc and folic acid supplements are available over the counter. [cum]

VanillaCaptions

protip: add a mirror for pose variety [F] [23] [OC] [HQ]

PLASTT, asstastic, asshole, assholegonewild, GoneWildSmiles, u_DahtBoiD

Protip: don't tell her she's a bad actress. [implied bondage]

VanillaCaptions

Protip: want a present that really impresses? Start writing down what they mention now, and look at the list again when it's time for their next gift. [implied threesome] [christmas]

VanillaCaptions

Protip: telling friends about your resolutions can help you keep them. [naked, sorta]

VanillaCaptions

Protip- If there's nothing under the sundress, you can take nude selfies at work in mere seconds.

chubby, u_pandrefi

Protip: Save time in the morning by combining tasks

GirlsOnTheToilet

Protip Save time in the morning by combining tasks. Local girl waiting for you on momentgirl DOT com

GirlsOnTheToilet

Protip: your girlfriend is always right. [FFM] [group blowjob]

VanillaCaptions

Protip : If you cum in me in that position, we will have a girl ?

BreedingMaterial, TeenBeauties

Protip: unless it's your first time this is a pretty scummy thing to do. [anal]

VanillaCaptions