Jizz

My brother dislocated his shoulder while racing me. We had a nice trip to the ER and hes fine now, they just popped it back in. This is nothing compared to other longboarding injuries but just wanted to remind people to wear protective stuff. [a bit NSFW]

longboarding

[HAFF] Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. When eating Casu Marzu some people wear eye protection as the maggots are known to jump as high as six inches and straight toward the eyeballs with exact precision.

HeresAFunFact

This is for people who post at r/australia, not for the people here, you need no protection from the mods here.

makesyoumoist

The United States Department of Homeland Security defines a hazmat suit as "an overall garment worn to protect people from hazardous materials or substances, including chemicals, biological agents, or radioactive materials" [Wikipedia]

Fapucational

Females are protected animals so some people like to hunt and tame their own wild animals but there are laws, the govt advice everyone to buy a tamed female from GirliMart or CuntMart or you local shops because these females are already clean, tame, and h

MaledomEmpire

Just a reminder for /all/ that Twittergate is VERY REAL. When you use Twitter, you are SUPPORTING AND APPROVING of people who PROTECTED PEDOPHILES FOR YEARS. (Images are black boxed and pixilated, least graphic images chosen. No actual "pizza")

The_Donald

These people needed protection

freeuse

Did anyone happen to save this Artsy Vimeo Link posted here from a month ago? Incredible 15 minutes of fully emptying engorged breasts into two champagne glasses. (actual vimeo link is now password protected (probably due to people here soliciting the cre

lactation

"We have to protect our People"

ImGoingToHellForThis

It was never about protecting a place, but a people

funny

Let's say the Royal Family decided Meghan Markle was more trouble than she was worth, convinced Prince Harry to divorce her, and threw her ass out on the street. What will the people do with her when she's no longer protected?

Politically_NSFW

PSA: the n95 masks that people have been buying don’t do jack SHIT to protect you from getting sick! They are designed to prevent sick people from getting others sick, not to keep healthy people from getting sick. Wash your hands to stay safe. Spread this

BreedingMaterial

Priscilla Huggins has to wear goggles like Cyclops to protect the people around her from her perfect eyes

DSLE, FuckingPerfect, fuckIloveboobsthough, amazingtits, u_ehmokiguess

only alpha men feel a strong desire to fuck the same people they feel drawn to protect. amazing how they can make you feel completely safe while they hammer away with their big dicks.

AlphaMalePorn