Jizz

Prayer Pleasing Pipsqueak Pony, Please Paternal Phillyphile.

ClopClop

Dolan gets a paternity test.

dolan

Perhaps the industry should require paternity tests the way most require drug tests?

wincest

No paternity test needed

ThingsISavedOnReddit

You call it a 'paternity test'; I call it a 'pop quiz'

TrueFMK

We shall reassure you of our paternal love, tell you with gentle yet virile words that a place exists that was yours for all eternity, that you won't have to conquer it nor to redeem your worth with strenuous efforts. We are to arm you and turn all of you

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