Jizz

Got parcel of stuff I left at my ex's. Went and got drunk. Now posting!

ladybonersgw

A voluptuous buttocks I have received via parcel.

Post_Your_PMs_Here

Sir, A mysterious item arriv'd by packet post this morning. My maid did blush and asked where she might also obtain such; I noted it was of ivory construct and unobtainable on her wage, which displeas'd her greatly. My wife later seized the parcel and has

gonewanton